Degrassi: The Next Generation

Ashley: I know what you're doing, Paige Michalchuk. Paige: What are you talking about? Ashley: I'm not blind. You were all over Jimmy in there. Paige: It's called rehearsal. Ashley: It's called backstabbing. Paige: Ashley, we're studying Romeo and Juliet, not Julius Caesar, ok?

Liberty: I could help you with your assignment. I get straight A's. J.T.: And I get straight D's. So why rock the boat?

Jimmy: I have a girlfriend, right? Spinner: Right, Ashley "you'll never get past second base" Kerwin. Jimmy: Spinner "you'd better shut your mouth" Mason. Spinner: Look, all I'm saying is you got two diners, but only one selling fries and you've really got a craving for fries. Jimmy: Shut up.

Spinner: (to Jimmy) Yo, man. Shakespeare was wild. Juliet like does it with Romeo, at 13. You know, I guess she was ready physically and emotionally.

Spinner: (Learning sexual things with Dr. Sally, raises his hand for a question) I have a friend. He's about my age. He and his girlfriend are like totally serious. I'm talking like 8 months serious, and how are they supposed to know when or if they're ready to you know, do it? (while saying that, Jimmy stares at Spinner. Jimmy looks back at Ashley with a surprised look. Jimmy covers his face with shame)

Jimmy: (practicing Romeo's lines) Oh then dear saint, let lips do what hands do. They pray, grant thou. Lest faith turn to despair. Paige: (practicing Juliet's lines) Saints do not move grant now for prayers sake. Jimmy: Then move not while my payer's effect I take. Thus from my lips by thine my sin is purged. (they kiss) Ashley: (interrupts, and practices her lines) Madam, your mother craves a word with you! Ms. Kwan: Ashley, you don't come in for a half page.

Spinner: (after Jimmy told him that he and Ashley are going to have sex) To mark this heroic achievement, you better get "Little Jimmy Junior" there a present. Jimmy: What? Spinner: Condoms, you idiot!

JT: (mimicking Toby after meeting with Emma and talking about an animal DVDs) Oh hi Emma! I rented this DVD for tomorrow night! Toby: JT, you better shut up! JT: (still mimicking Toby) I was so inspired by Mama Onu and the plight of other turtles. Emma...I...I...I love you! (Toby punches JT's shoulder) Liberty: You do know that physical violence violates the Degrassi code of conduct, don't you?

Store Clerk: (about buying condoms) Are you sure this is the right size for ya? We got small, medium, large, and extra large. Jimmy: Those-those are fine. Store Clerk: You also got your choice of regular and super sensitive. Jimmy: Just-just ring them in. Store Clerk: But then there's colors to think of! Because personally I think a little bit of colour spices things up. Jimmy: Just-just ring them in, please.

Toby: (after he sees Ashley and Jimmy blowing up condoms) Oh yeah, you might want to get rid of those condoms before Dad and Kate get home, and Jimmy trust me, girls aren't worth it.

Terri: It's just a school assignment, it's not like Jimmy is going to get with Paige just because of some homework assignment. Ashley: You don't understand. Every since we were little everything I got Paige had to have too. But, I have to draw the line at my boyfriend.

Dr. Sally: Now when the male becomes aroused, the penis fills with blood and the male has an erection.

Spinner: Ash wants to have sex?! You're gonna get some? Dude, you've got horseshoes up your butt!

Jimmy: Ash wants to give me..."the ultimate gift". Spinner: A Ferrari?! Jimmy: You're such an idiot! No. What...Juliet gave..Romeo. Spinner: (pause) Ash wants to have sex?! Man! You're gonna get some!

Ashley: It's called blackmail.

Ashley: I know what you're up to Paige Michaelchuck. Paige: What are you talking about? Ashley: I'm NOT blind you were all over Jimmy in there! Paige: It's called rehersal. Ashley: It's called BACKSTABING!

JT: (exited) Dr. Sally's coming to Degrassi! Toby: Who's Dr. Sally? JT: The sex lady. And I hear she brings like props and gets graphic as in porn-o-graphic.

Terri: (thinks of banana with condom) I am never eating another banana as long as I live!