Denise Richards: It's Complicated

Season 1 Episode 1

Denise Dating

Aired Monday 10:30 PM May 26, 2008 on E!



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • [after her bad blind date, with a "normal guy"]
      Denise Richards: I can't help that I'm attracted to f***ing hot sexy guys, with big d****.

    • Denise Richards: I know what you're all thinking. I'm the Bond Girl, I'm the girl from Wild Things, I'm the girl from the tabloids. But, look past all of that, and my life is all about family.

    • [after looking online, to see who she's dated in the past]
      Denise Richards: My sister is always on my case about bad taste in men, and now she's got the f*cking internet on her side.

    • Denise Richards: I should just tell him, i'm not the Bond girl, i'm not the girl from Wild Things, i'm the girl from Illinois who lives on a f***ing farm!

    • Denise Richards: You guys are making me itch, I--I hate dating.

    • Denise Richards: If I ever get married again I am not changing my name back. This is a big pain in the ass.

    • Denise Richards: Everyone says I need to date a normal guy. What is normal, anyway? For me, normal is a famous actor or a rock star. That's normal.

  • Notes

  • Allusions