Designing Women

Season 4 Episode 9

Julia and Suzanne's Big Adventure

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Aired Monday 9:30 PM Nov 27, 1989 on CBS
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Julia and Suzanne's Big Adventure
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Julia and Suzanne's plans go awry when they travel to Japan to visit their mother. After discovering that she has gone to Paris to see a sick friend, they are robbed of their luggage and money. Meanwhile, Anthony and Mary Jo are stuck with an enormous telephone bill after calling in votes to a television poll.moreless

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  • This episode reminds me of the movie "The Out-of-Towners" w/Jack Lemmon. They encounter an Asian man from Texas, named Sam, and with one hilarious event after another it is, by far, Designing Women's best episode ever!moreless

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    This was my all time favorite episode of Designing Women. It was so hilarious. The girls are on an airplane with Sam (an Asian man from Texas) sitting between them. Suzanne used him for a pillar and a number of aggravating things, but he was so sweet. They thought he couldn't speak or understand English, but when he spoke he had this long southern drawl. He bunked with the girls in a train berth which was so funny. I have to find this episode to watch again and purchase. I hope all episodes become available on DVDs.moreless
Meshach Taylor

Meshach Taylor

Anthony Bouvier

Annie Potts

Annie Potts

Mary Jo Shively

Delta Burke

Delta Burke

Suzanne Sugarbaker (Seasons 1-5)

Dixie Carter

Dixie Carter

Julia Sugarbaker

Jean Smart

Jean Smart

Charlene Frazier Stillfield (Seasons 4-5)

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  • TRIVIA (1)

    • The phone number to Sugarbaker's is identified as 1-404-555-8600. There is a second phone number for the business, 1-404-555-6878.

  • QUOTES (11)

    • Akiyama: You ladies are from the American South aren't you? I very much like the movie Gone With the Wind. It shows the American Southern woman to be demure, helpless and sweet. Most of all, forgiving. Very much like the Japanese woman.
      Julia: Yes, well there's one little difference. When a Southern woman walks on a man's back, she means it.

    • (Trying to go to sleep)
      Suzanne: Would you please take your hand off my breast?
      Sam: Hey, I'm sorry.
      Suzanne: Not you. Julia.
      Julia: Suzanne, I'm tired. I've had it. Now I need some place to rest my hand and if you've got something to rest it on, I'm gonna use it. Just be quiet and go to sleep.

    • Suzanne: Julia, I am just here to visit mother and pick up a car. I do not want to have any cultural experiences. As for seeing the "Real Japan", I've noticed that whenever people start talking about seeing the "real" anything, what they're talking about basically, is hanging around with poor people. Now I say, I don't hang around with poor people at home, why should I do it on vacation?

    • (Julia is on the phone)
      Julia: I told you, we don't have any money, and we don't have any luggage because we were robbed right here in the Tokyo airport by some ugly American hippies. And on top of that, the heel on my shoe is broken and I can't walk. We're just waiting for somebody to catch 'em. No, no, no you don't understand. My mother had to go to Paris because of the death of a friend. We can't get in her apartment because we don't have any identification and the landlady won't give us a key. Well you are the American consulate aren't you? I mean, I thought you were supposed to give us shelter or something. No! I don't want the number of the Holiday Inn. Okay. That's it. I want your name right now. Carl Lonias. Okay, Carl, I just want you to know that when I get back to the United States, I'm gonna find you again and you are going to be punished. You can count on it.
      Suzanne: I knew something like this was gonna happen. I mean why do we even try? We never have good vacations. Let's face it, it's just not in the cards for us. I think the next time we get the urge to leave home, we should just get under our beds and stay there 'til it passes.

    • Suzanne: Julia, what's wrong?
      Julia: Oh…, I just keep thinking about that movie Airport. It was on cable the other night. I wish I'd never seen it.
      Suzanne: You worried about crashing?
      Julia: No, Suzanne. I'm worried there might be a nun on board with a guitar.

    • Cindy: I'm sorry, it's a company policy we're not allowed to tell the customers how old the plane is.
      Julia: Not allowed? Plane age is a major factor in air safety and we as passengers are not allowed to know?
      Cindy: I'm sorry.
      Julia: I see. What exactly are we supposed to do? Wait until one of the wings drops off and count the rings?

    • Charlene: (on the phone from the DMV) I did meet one interesting fella though in line, you know, waiting to get my license renewed. He was having trouble getting his renewed, you know, because he had a little run-in with the law.
      Mary Jo: Traffic ticket?
      Charlene: Well, no. He once hijacked a bus. Can you imagine that? Hijacking a Greyhound Bus? I mean, what do you say? "Take this bus to Louisville and step on it, I'm giving you nine days." Oh! I gotta go, I gotta go. He's holding my place in line.

    • Suzanne: I'm going to be a Good Will Ambassador for our country.
      Cindy: Hi. My name is Cindy(the stewardess). Would you like anything?
      Julia: Yes. I'd like to renounce my American citizenship.

    • (Suzanne wants the window seat.)
      Suzanne: Just what is he doing sitting by the window? Everybody knows I always have to sit by the window. He's sitting in my seat. Excuse me. Excuse me! Julia, give me that phrase book. Does it tell you how to say you just get your little butt out of my window seat right this minute?
      Julia: Suzanne, it's a book for diplomats. It will only tell you how to politely suggest that he withdraw from his seat over the period of the next several years.
      Suzanne: Seat! Me! Mine!
      Julia: Oh, very good.

    • (On the plane)
      Suzanne: I can't believe first class is full up. We're back here traveling in coach, we might as well be on a subway.
      Julia: Suzanne, we are going to be with these people for the next 17 hours. Let's not offend everybody on board before we leave the runway, ok?

    • (Getting ready to leave for Japan)
      Suzanne: I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet or taking a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.
      Julia: Yes, well, It's always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

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  • ALLUSIONS (2)

    • Mary Jo: Hello. Is this the number you call to vote on 'Were they too hard on Jim Bakker?' Yes, well I'd like to vote no. That's my vote. This is Tammy Faye and I ought to know!

      This is a reference to the founders of the PTL ministries. After a payoff to a church secretary to cover up their affair, Jim was investigated and found to have embezzled millions of dollars from his trusted followers. Jim Bakker served time in prison for his actions, and he and Tammy Faye divorced after the ordeal was made public.

    • Julia: I'm worried there might be a nun on board with a guitar.

      This is reference to the 1975 movie Airport in which a small plane crashed into the cockpit of a 747, killing the crew. While a stewardess takes over the controls, a nun (played by Helen Reddy) calms the passengers with music from her guitar.

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