Suzanne: I think you must have a curse on you or something, Mary Jo. I could sit in a convent for two minutes and meet a man, but you; you're just poison.
Mary Jo: I don't see it. Suzanne: Well, why don't you ask somebody? Mary Jo: Like I'm gonna go over to the clerk and yell, 'Hey! I'm a desperate, single woman lookin' for a copy of 'How to Trap Myself a Man'.'
Suzanne: Well, I left her a note on the windshield. Julia: Saying what? Suzanne: What I always say in a note when I ding a parked car. 'Hi there, I dinged your car. The people watching me write this probably think I'm leaving you my name and address. Signed, Guess Who.'
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