Charlene: Yeah, we had an all-you-can-eat restaurant in Poplar Bluff, but only for about a month. Mary Jo: Oh, what happened? Charlene: Well it used to that there was only one restaurant in town "Bob's Quick Bite", but then this second restaurant opened up. And to get business they offered all you could eat, fried catfish and french fries. So Bob went over there to eat all he could, trying to bankrupt the new restaurant. He go over there and spend all day, every day eating catfish and fries, catfish and fries. And pretty soon that new restaurant did have to go out of business. Mary Jo: So then you were just back to having one restaurant. Charlene: No, then we didn't have any restaurants, 'cause shortly after that Bob had a massive heart attack.
Charlene: Although I think if they're going to honor you as PTA volunteer of the year, they could've picked a fancier place. Mary Jo: Yeah, I never have been much for these all-you-can-eat salad bars myself. I mean if you went to a regular restaurant and they said 'Tonight your dinner is canned beets, chickpeas and enough iceberg lettuce to fill your trunk', you might object. But hey, you put it all under a sneeze guard and YUMMMM.
Suzanne: My life has not been easy since Reggie Mac Dawson stole all my money. I mean, I haven't been able to buy any new jewelry or furs in just……months. And I had to wear the same ball gown to two different parties this past season. (Pause) And well lately(Pause) I can only afford to get my legs waxed up to the knees.…..
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