(B.J. has head covered with a scarf)
B.J.: In an impulsive moment of stupidity, I've just made myself the victim of public humiliation and ruined my entire life.
Carlene: B.J., what did you do?
Mary Jo: She's changed her hairdo.
B.J.: How'd you know?
Mary Jo: Because that's just the kind of thing that women do when they come up against a milestone event. They either sell their house or decide to become a therapist or go completely crazy and change their hair. The scarf was a dead giveaway.
b>B.J.: Well, Thank You, Mary Jo! I came here feeling like I was stupid. Now I know it's worse………I'm a stupid cliché.