Designing Women

Suzanne: Julia are you kiddin'? If Reese Watson even thought of having a mistress, the very least you would do is blow up his car and burn his apartment to the ground.

Suzanne: Big, black beautiful buck. Hmph. I'm just gonna call the NAACP and turn her name in. I mean, that's a racial slur if I ever heard one. Mary Jo: And you oughta know.

(The mistress asks 'big, black, beautiful buck' Anthony if she can sculpt him) Julia: All right, that's it. Look, Ms. Langford. Gaby: Please, call me Gaby. Julia: No, I won't call you Gaby. You haven't taken the time to learn any of our names. Gaby: Well, that's not so. I know Anthony. Julia: That's right, you do. First you kept us waiting for 35 minutes. And then when you decided you were bored enough to come downstairs, the only thing you've acted the least bit interested in is seducing our delivery man. Gaby: Seducing? If that's what you think I was doing, then obviously you don't have the artistic sensibility required to work with me. Julia: No, Ms. Langford. What I don't have that's required to work with you is patience. Charlene: Julia Julia: Because quite frankly, I find you rude, horny, lazy and dumb.