Designing Women

Etienne: Bon jour, everybody! Hi, Tony! Feast your eyes; it's me! (Kisses Anthony) Don't you just love the way he lights up when I'm in the room? Mary Jo: We were just commenting on that. Etienne: Well I have had the most productive morning. I was in the drug store, and I had the most wonderful vision standing at the feminine hygiene counter. All my life I've seen these visions in my head, and then I make them happen. I know what I want. When I was five years old and had buck teeth and my hair in braids, I knew that someday I was going to grow up to be one of the most beautiful women in the whole world. Mary Jo: Excuse me, I'm intrigued. Can we get back to the "feminine hygiene vision"? Etienne: Of course. Ooh I like you, Mary Jo. You're so focused. Anyway, I was standing there at the counter and thinking to myself. "What can I do as the perfect wife for my darling husband, Tony?" And then it came to me. We need to make a baby. (Anthony looks around in panic) Etienne: Yes, a little boy first, followed by a little girl -- and then we'll have you snipped because any more than two babies and you just never can get your figure back.