Designing Women

(Suzanne joins the girls at the bowling shoe rental counter) Clerk: What size are you? Suzanne: What business is it of yours?! I'm eating rice cakes already, what do you people want from me?! Just lay off! Charlene: Suzanne, she meant your shoe size. Suzanne: Oh! Hehe. Six and a half. Clerk: Great. There you go. Just leave your shoes with me. Suzanne: I beg your pardon? Clerk: We keep your shoes so you don't walk out with the rented ones. Suzanne: Do you really think that I'm going to give up my brand new Maude Frizons so that I can walk out of here wearing these multi-colored clown shoes stained with the sweat of sixty-thousand poor people? Because if that's what you're worried about, let me just say, don't worry about it.