Susan: (about the free piano) As far as Gaby is concerned, it cost 30 grand.
Mike: What? Why?
Susan: Well, I love Gaby, but for years, she has been flaunting how much they spend on her house and her car and her jewelry. And this is my turn to flaunt, and I can't flaunt with a free piano.
Mike: Don't stoop to her level. You're better than that.
Susan: No, I'm really not.
Mike: Susan, I'm not kidding. You're not telling Gaby we paid for this piano.
Susan: Oh, Mike, please. This is my chance. My aunt had a stroke while driving! When am I ever gonna get that lucky again?