Mike: You bought diamond earrings?
Susan: Oh, yeah, with the $50,000 that you borrowed from Carlos.
Mike: You know?
Carlos: So you two were just...
Gabrielle: Screwing with you, yes.
Susan: So, tell me, Mike, do you feel betrayed, humiliated? Good. Because I only did this to show you what it feels like when the person that is supposed to love you the most lies to you.
Gabrielle: Well, I just did it 'cause I want a ski chalet.