Gabrielle: So apparently, after we had our little chat with Juanita, she went straight to Bethany and passed on the facts of life, in every painful detail.
Carlos: Did you explain to Peggy why we had the little chat?
Gabrielle: She didn't want to hear it! That was Bethany running around the house screaming "Intercourse!" at the top of her lungs.
Carlos: So we're out of the playdate.
Gabrielle: Oh, yeah. Way out.
Carlos: Well, I guess it's back to the old schedule of ten minutes of grope and snore at midnight.
Gabrielle: I'm not going back, Carlos. I can't. If Juanita doesn't get her playdate, you're not getting yours!
Carlos: Fine. I will fix it. I just don't know why Peggy's making such a big deal out of this.
Celia: Sperm!
Gabrielle: Juanita, stop talking to your sister!