Fire
Written by Bob Daily
Directed by David Grossman
10
"Perfect"
Dr Heller: "Screening your calls now, Dave, but let me guess – you can explain?"
Eight episodes in and it's high time that we finally caught up on Dave's shady past. Since the premiere we've known he's nuts and aside from one little outburst and secretly terrorising Karen, everyone else seems charmed by him.
Thanks to Karen and Roberta however, Dr Heller is determined to get some answers about Dave's recent activities. He might have approved of the meddling duo's methods but he wasn't stupid enough to take a trip to Fairview and see what exactly his patient has been getting.
With so much hype surrounding this episode, there was a guarantee that a death would surface and it also was pretty clear that the death wouldn't be major but would obviously be linked to a major charity. In other words, Dr Heller might as well as have had 'Red Shirt' stamped on him.
With no-one actually knowing he had arrived in Wisteria Lane, he was doomed from the start. Edie barely noticed him and Karen and Roberta despite wanting to talk to him pretty much missed so the only person he could interact with was Dave. Needless to say, this is where things got disastrous.
Heller wasn't pleased that Dave was screening his calls and he was even less thrilled that Dave had moved to Wisteria Lane. After all, this is the only place on the planet to make Dave a crazy man. Then when it turned out that Dave was in a band with Mike, Heller got ten times worried.
The natural thing for Heller should've been to call the police and not go into a secluded area in the club with Dave. By doing the latter, Heller would up getting killed by Dave in a scene eerily reminiscent to Paul strangling Martha back in Season One's "Guilty".
The only difference is that despite Dave becoming utterly scary when he murders Dr Heller, there's also a glimmer of remorse behind his action. Paul on the other hand had no such qualm when ending Martha's days. Dave almost didn't want to kill Heller but did to cover his own behind.
Going even further with the cover up, he ended up setting fire to the club during the Battle Of The Bands contest and even put Jackson in jeopardy by locking him in the bathroom. As accustomed as I've gotten to Jackson, I was pretty certain that he was going to be another casualty.
Fortunately for all those Gale Harold fans out there, Jackson lives for another day but I do wonder if in future episodes, he'll end getting dragged into the Dave mystery given that he saw Dave acting rather suspiciously a few minutes before the fire made the stage. It would certainly give him more material than being Susan's boyfriend, which is something I can see most viewers getting into.
As for Mike, it's now revealed after hints in previous episodes that he's Dave's intended victim. Dave pretty much could've gotten rid of Mike in the club fire but he risked his own life to save him. I'm guessing Mike was the guy who killed Dave's brother in prison but I'm not sure if I entirely like this reveal. It's not exactly original, is it?
Then again, original or not, it still doesn't spoil Dave as a character and behinds, murders, terrorising old ladies and arson excluded, I think Dave's biggest crime to Wisteria Lane has been the setting up of Blue Odyssey. It's not just Mary Alice's wry take on how uncomfortable they are against the younger competition that support, it's just that they aren't that interesting.
We all know that Mike, Orson, Tom and Carlos are older men who (some more than others) want to tap back into their youth. Hearing Tom painfully trying to talk in a teen lingo with rival group Cold Splash however was something I could've done without seeing. Just because Tom acts like a teenager, doesn't mean we have to see him try to communicate like one.
Fortunately though, there was something more interesting at the Scavo plot when Lynette learned about Anne's pregnancy and Porter's demented escape plot from Preston. I think this is the only time we've seen Lynette interact a bit more with Preston and I sort of felt for the latter.
This episode even had feeling some sympathy from Anne but that was because her husband Warren really is a violent brute. Finding out that she's pregnant by a teenager resulted in him beating her to a pulp and for once, Lynette's need to butt in really did have an advantage.
However there were some things I still hated about this plot. First off all, I might feel for Anne for marrying a wife-beater like Warren but the way she was talking about being in love with Porter and wanting to have his baby really gave me the creeps. Lynette was on the ball when she told Anne she was sick, especially given that such a revelation was a harder pill for her to swallow than anyone else.
It's also unsurprising that Porter also caused annoyance in this episode too. While he's right to be concerned about Anne's safety, blaming Lynette because of Warren's actions was just flat out unfair. If Porter wanted to blame someone, he should try himself, Warren and Anne. Lynette is blameless in this situation but once again, she's made feel like the villain.
Of course Porter's stupidity doesn't just stop with ranting at his mother. He makes a piss poor attempt to fight with Warren during Battle Of The Bands and even buys a gun for more obvious reasons. It also doesn't help that his presence makes Warren convinced that Porter torched the club but then again, it did provide Dave with a very convenient scapegoat for the time being.
Elsewhere with the Scavo reputation not going so well, Bree seems extra determined that a reporter by the name of Sandra won't find any skeletons in her closet. The reasons vary but if Sandra did become privy to all of Bree's secrets and scandals, she's have a bestseller of her own to fleece instead of investigating Bree's recent cookbook.
It was pretty obvious that getting Katherine to say nice things and Andrew to stay in the closet were going to be futile in Bree's never ending to radiate perfection but it wouldn't be her if she didn't try. It just a pity she didn't answer the phone because then Sandra wouldn't have realised that Orson was a jailbird not so long ago.
It would be quite easy to hate Sandra but to be honest, I can totally see her point of view. Her cynicism about old fashioned values has plenty of validity, especially given that cookbooks like Bree's do have an underlying message about how a family should conduct themselves. Getting dirt on Bree is a nice way for Sandra to be justified in her scepticism and she did make a great point of revealing that aside from the phone message, she didn't exactly have to work all that hard in order to uncover most of Bree's skeletons. However even when rumbled, Bree can still manage to use a bad situation to her advantage.
Fortunately she doesn't actually have to do anything to Sandra. In fact by simply explaining some of her struggles, she manages to win over the cynical journalist, so no doubt that Sandra might extend the generosity in order to win something that puts Bree in a favourable light. Either way, this is a really solid aspect of the continuing career plot for Bree.
Less solid on the other hand is Virginia's involvement with the Solis family. Now Frances Conroy is a good actress but I'm beginning to think that Virginia is essentially a wasted character. We know that she's a touch unhinged, has isolated her own family and now has developed an unhealthy obsession with the Solis clan.
Last week she made the foolish error in trying to get Carlos fired from the country club. Realising the error of her ways, she gets Carlos reinstated and makes him and Gabby the sole beneficiaries of her will, which is obviously enough for Gabby to endure for a little bit longer.
Of course when Virginia then tries to dictate both Juanita and Celia's education, Gabby puts her foot down and loses a lot of money. It's nice to actually see Gabby prioritising her children over Virginia's cash but unless the writers have a proper plan with the latter, can she please just go away?
Susan on the other hand still proves that she's a stickler for meddling even when sensible Jackson nicely tries to stop her in her tracks. This time around, its Julie's 40 something boyfriend Lloyd that she's determined to get rid. Having your 24 year old daughter date an older man is one thing but having him propose to him is another.
The funny thing is that Susan really shouldn't have bothered butting in. It seems that even if Julie is dating someone like, unlike her mother she's not going to get married to him. I sort of like the idea of Julie not getting married, even if her decision is a reflection on the way Susan's marriages have gone. That being said, regardless of Lloyd, can we please get some more Julie later on in the season?
Also in "City On Fire"
This episode took a similar approach to how "Bang" and "Something's Coming" opened up with their respective disasters.
Tom (re Cold Splash): "Those guys are so young".
Orson: "No wonder they went on first. They probably have homework".
We got some insight into the guys' hopes of dreams, marred by stiff joints, high cholesterol and desire to be young again.
Jackson (re Julie/Lloyd): "I think what's going on".
Susan: "I know what's going on. Let me enjoy my denial".
Virginia (re the firing): "That was a terrible misunderstanding".
Carlos: "And she straightened it out and I got my job back. Isn't that nice?"
Gabrielle: "Delightful. Now leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass".
Unsurprisingly enough, we learned that Lloyd had been married three times and thanks to Julie's refusal, he wasn't going to get to wife number four just yet.
Lloyd: "I don't date students. That's a rule with me".
Susan: "And it's a damn good one".
Lynette (to Warren): "Just so you know, I hit back".
Warren (re Anne): "Call the police. I'd love to hear her talk her way out of statutory rape".
Dr Heller not only jerked when he learned that Mike was in Blue Odyssey with Dave but he also seemed a little perturbed by the band name too.
Virginia: "I can call my lawyer tomorrow and take you out of my will".
Gabrielle: "And that is your right as a rich, crazy old lady".
Susan: "You are way too young to be cynical".
Julie: "I'm not cynical, I'm realistic. I'm just protecting myself".
Who was looking after MJ this episode given that both Susan and Mike were at the club?
Tom: "I know it sounds crazy, but I can smell our fear".
Carlos: "If I could see where the exits are, I'd run for them".
Dave (to Mike): "Hang in there, I'm not done with you yet".
Chronology: None is directly specified since the previous episode.
As sweeps episodes go, "City On Fire" might not usurp the likes of "Guilty" or "Bang" but it stands well with the likes of "That's Good, That's Bad" and "Something's Coming". With the Dave mystery making some progress, things are moving along rather nicely.