Teri Hatcher |
Susan Delfino |
Felicity Huffman |
Lynette Scavo |
Marcia Cross |
Bree Van de Kamp |
Eva Longoria |
Gabrielle Solis |
Vanessa Williams |
Renee Perry |
Brenda Strong |
Mary Alice Young |
Aaron Lustig |
Craig Lynwood |
Guest Star |
Michael Kagan |
Board Chairman |
Guest Star |
Ron Melendez |
Glenn Morris |
Guest Star |
Daniella Baltodano |
Celia Solis |
Recurring Role |
Mindy Sterling |
Mitzi Kinsky |
Recurring Role |
Shawn Pyfrom |
Andrew Van de Kamp |
Recurring Role |
Gabrielle: You think it's okay that we still throw this party?
Renee: Gaby, it's not a party. It's an event. Would you cancel the Oscars? Christmas? No! The invitations have been sent, the caterer's been hired. Life is for the living, so let's live.
Gabrielle: Well, the living did buy a new dress... Versace.
Renee: And I'm sure Beth would have loved to have seen you in that Versace.
Gabrielle: She would have, wouldn't she?
Renee: In a way, it could be a tribute to her.
Gabrielle: And I did see the perfect tribute shoes at the mall.
Renee: Now that is the spirit.
(Susan tries to comfort Paul)
Susan: Paul, I want you to know how sorry I am. I can't imagine what you're going through right now. (he doesn't respond, so she sits next to him)I want you to know how grateful I am for this gift that Beth has given me. Obviously, it doesn't bring her back, but I hope it will be a small comfort to you knowing that in some way she'll live on.
Paul: Why would that give me comfort? You're trying to tell me that my wife is dead and that you're the consolation prize?
Susan: No, that's not what I'm saying...
Paul: (interrupting) I hate to disappoint you, Susan. But my wife's not dead. She's very much alive.
Susan: They told me there was no chance...
Paul: (interrupting) I don't care what they told you. Beth is alive and I intend to keep her that way as long as possible. I'm not going to allow you to strip her for parts like some abandoned car.
Susan: That's not what's happening here. This was Beth's idea.
Paul: Beth was not on her right mind when she signed those forms. As far as I'm concerned, they mean nothing. And what makes you think you deserve her kidney? Was it those meals you shared with her? All the girls' nights you included her in? The little gestures of kindness you offered to make her feel less alone? Right. You gave her nothing in life. And that's exactly what you're going to get in death.
(Renee orders her delivery men around, preparing for the party)
Renee: Tables and chairs go out back, chafing-dishes and flatwear in the kitchen and eyes off the boobs, but thanks for noticing.
Mrs. McCluskey: (to Bree, about Andrew) If I wanted a drunk homo on my couch, I would've married my college boyfriend!
(Bree picks up her phone in the morning)
Bree: Hello?
Mrs. McCluskey: It's Karen. Get your ass over here, I've got something that belongs to you. Little hint: it reeks of Mai Tais and you gave birth to it!
Mary Alice: (narrating) The women of Wisteria Lane look for any excuse to celebrate. A bottle of champagne when you're not expecting...(Tom and Lynette, who's holding a pregnancy test with negative results, toast and drink champagne)... a new dress for turning 39... again... (Renee gets a dress out of a bag and holds it up against her body in front of a mirror, smiling)... a triple fudge cake to reward a personal best...(Gabrielle lights up the candles on a chocolate cake meant for her daughter Celia, who is holding up a school test that reads "C+")... So when my friends heard about Susan's good fortune (Mike and Susan get out of the hospital's elevator), they just couldn't resist. (the girls are all there with flowers, balloons, etc.)
Gabrielle: Surprise!
The women all stare at her.
Gabrielle: What? What are you supposed to say when someone gets an organ? (she turns to Susan) Kidney!
Original International Airdates:
Norway: May 31, 2011 on TV2
Australia: June 2, 2011 on Channel 7
Germany: September 13, 2011 on ProSieben
Czech Republic: March 22, 2012 on Prima LOVE
Kevin Rahm (Lee McDermott), Tuc Watkins (Bob Hunter), Charlie Carver (Porter Scavo), Joshua Logan Moore (Parker Scavo), Darcy Rose Byrnes (Penny Scavo) and Madison De La Garza (Juanita Solis) are absent from this episode, and are therefore not credited.
Episode Title: The title of this episode comes from lyrics in the song "Sorry-Grateful", taken from the Stephen Sondheim musical Company.
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