Monroe's ringtone had no lyrics. Otherwise, I'd be happy to try to answer any Desperate Housewives questions you've got...DH is the first show ever I've seen all the episodes of.

And none of the episodes dissapointed me...In fact, all of them were amazing...some more than others. (well...except the one where Tom eats a doughnut out of a toilet and Lynette eats a crapload of raw bacon...but Betty's revelation to Bree slighlty made up for that)