Five Years Later
Written by Jeff Greenstein
Directed by David Grossman
9.0
"Superb"
Wayne: "Is that the best you can do, Kathy?"
Katherine: "I know it sounds convenient but what if it's true".
Ah, after a shorter than usual season, it's time for the fourth season to come to an end and this is a season finale that is nothing if not ambitious. However ambition doesn't necessarily equal original mind.
Getting snatched at the end of the previous episode by Wayne wasn't the best of things that could've happened to Adam. To put all those fans of Nathan Fillion out of their misery, you'll be pleased to know that Adam actually survives the episode but that doesn't mean he has the best of times.
With Wayne holding him hostage, Adam spends the first half of this episode getting the living daylights beaten out of him. I know cops are supposed to be pretty tough but Wayne really does leave Adam for dead at one point.
Kidnapping Adam was supposed to help him get some answers about what really happened to Dylan but Adam's staunch refusal to help him means the only other person he can terrorise is Katherine.
Katherine's already more than aware that Wayne has Adam and while she does the right thing by trying to get help from the police, Katherine is still the kind of person more content with running away from her problems rather than actually facing them head on.
It doesn't help that the detective she speaks to is more sympathetic to Wayne rather than her but it wouldn't killed Katherine to try a little harder to save Adam, especially seeing as he stuck his neck out for her. Unfortunately Katherine doesn't think that far and instead tries to get out of Fairview.
First she pulls out of Bob and Lee's wedding ceremony, leaving Bree to hire the other women to help and then as an extreme resort she tells Dylan the truth to try and get the ball rolling. Naturally this truth does the opposite and an upset Dylan runs in the other direction rather than help her mother flee. Things also then get worse for Katherine when Wayne actually does manage to catch up with her. Predictably you knew he would anyway. After all, he needed to find out what really happened to Dylan and as an audience so did we. The writers have been tip-toeing along this plot for all the season so now it was time for some answers.
Katherine doesn't exactly get the pasting that Wayne might have given her in the past but Wayne is clever in thwarting any attempt that Katherine makes to get away from him. Even the gun she had to protect herself is used to her own disadvantage when Wayne threatens to kill her.
Violence is pretty much the only way Wayne can get Katherine to give him answers. Although threatening to kill her doesn't make Katherine, having Bree also as a hostage is a good incentive for Katherine to open up. After all, Katherine and Bree are friends now and Wayne already killed someone in this episode before snaring Bree.
All season we've been told that Dylan isn't the same girl and needless to say that's exactly what the reveal is. In flashbacks Mary Alice finishes babysitting the girl but tells both Katherine and Aunt Lillian that Wayne stopped by and left some gifts for Dylan much to Katherine's chagrin.
Later we also see the full violent exchange between Katherine and Wayne that Time told Susan about in "Sunday". Basically Katherine got her groove on and smacked Wayne out of the house in a bid to get rid of him but the main disaster is that while this happened, Dylan knocked a wardrobe on her and was killed.
Instead alerting authorities like anyone else would, Aunt Lillian got Katherine to bury the girl in the woods. Then Katherine goes to a Romanian orphanage and adopts a girl who looks exactly like her dead daughter and that's basically what seventeen episodes have been leading up.
As a reveal, it's too hard to criticise it. It makes sense given the clues we've had throughout the season and to be fair while it isn't as strong as Orson's mystery last season, it's easily better than the Applewhites and possibly on a par with the way Mary Alice's mystery turned out.
However conveying all this information made Wayne even worse than before and had Adam not actually managed to take him on, both Katherine and Bree could've been goners. Of course, it's also rather fitting that it's Katherine who ends up shooting Wayne in cold blood as Bree gets Susan, Lynette and Gabrielle to lie in order to prevent Katherine from going to jail.
Given that Bree pulled a similar stunt with the fake pregnancy, it would make sense that she's not so quick to judge Katherine for the extreme measures she took to protect her own family secrets. That being said it's funny how a few episodes ago, Bree couldn't bring herself to befriend Katherine and now the two of them are practically joined at the hip.
When she isn't lying to cops, Bree is also trying to make sure that Bob and Lee's big day isn't a disaster on her part. Seeing Bree in crazy organiser mode works fairly well even when she's insulting Lynette but really it's her scenes with Orson that provide the better stuff.
After weeks of callous behaviour, Bree finally admits that she does want Orson back but won't take him back because she feels it would condone what he did to Mike. There's actually some degree of logic in that but apart from her jail suggestion, what other way can Orson prove to Bree that he's genuinely sorry for what he did?
If Bree has trouble of letting go of the past then Susan has a bit of a hard time trying to embrace the future. One minute she's thrilled that Julie has gotten into college and then the next minute she's coming up with ridiculous ways to stop Julie from taking an early internship. Even Mike is baffled by her behaviour on this one.
However it's not Susan being malicious but more silly than usual. She does end letting Julie take the internship but not before admitting that she might not cope as well without having her independent daughter around. Julie offering some sage words of encouragement was sweet. One thing I do love about Susan's character is the dynamic between her and Julie.
Lynette on the other hand is suffering the fall out with Kayla leaving. Given how hard a decision that must have been for Tom to have made, perhaps Lynette should've just let him actually visit Kayla instead of berating into helping out with Bob and Lee's wedding.
Tom of course does help but also gives Lee advice on how to deal with marriage. Needless to say the advice somewhat backfires but there's a totally beautiful moment where Tom and Lynette both give Bob and Lee the marital advice they could benefit from.
That being said Bob and Lee's wedding isn't all that interesting. As characters they've been something of a letdown. Tuc Watkins and Kevin Rahm are great actors but the writing for their characters has been disappointing at best. Even at their own wedding they barely even factor. If we get them back next season, then perhaps more care should be taken with them as characters.
As for Gabby and Carlos, well their plot is the weakest of the episode. Basically whatever friendship Gabby and Ellie might have had sours as soon as Gabby tries to keep her money and the two of them fight. Of course it's also bad for Ellie when she meets a sticky end courtesy of Wayne. Then again she wasn't a major character but I did hope she would've been given a better exit than this.
With murders, weddings and departures all playing their role in this episode the biggest twist is the show's decision to jump five years in the future. It had been rumoured for weeks but I didn't think the writers would actually go ahead with it. The future for these ladies is a mixed bag. To get the dull ones out of the way first, Katherine's future seems to a life long friendship with the ladies and a better relationship with Dylan. Not terrifically exciting but a bit better than Lynette's, who has to look forward to Porter and Preston becoming jailbirds.
Slightly more interesting is Bree's. In five years she's become a minor celebrity with Andrew as her manager but better still her and Orson have gotten back together and can I just hope that the writers never split the two of them up even again?
Gabby might have had the least interesting plot in the episode but it's nice to know she winds up as a stressed out Mommy with two boisterous girls. If there was ever a need to use the word 'karma', now would be it. Carlos on the other hand must be in his element.
Susan meanwhile has the biggest change of them all. Mike's no longer in the picture and she's married to a mystery bloke named Ken. Played by Queer As Folk's resident man-eater Gale Harold, it'll be interesting to see exactly how this came to fruition. Also it seems pretty fair to assume that Ken will be next year's main mystery.
Also in "Free"
It's nice that we got to see Mary Alice in another flashback this season. "Getting Married Today" is the only finale she hasn't appeared onscreen.
Detective (re Wayne): "He was a hell of a golfer".
Katherine: "Well believe me when I say he wasn't a hell of a husband".
The unhelpful detective in this episode was the same guy who interviewed Mike and Susan about Zach in "Next".
Julie: "This totally sucks".
Susan: "Well yes but don't forget this is a huge honour".
Tom: "I hear some wives ask their husbands for favours and say please".
Lynette: "Oh Tom, don't you know an urban myth when you hear one?"
I have to admit that it does come across as rather convenient that both the finales to Brothers And Sisters and Desperate Housewives had gay weddings. The former show naturally tackled it better.
Gabrielle: "Teddy bear. What's that, a code for 'blow'?"
Ellie: "It's an actual bear".
Lee: "I want my castle. It's the only thing I've asked for and I'm entitled to it".
Bob: "Fine".
It was interesting to see Lee and Tom actually interact. Maybe they could have a friendship next season. Plus Bob and Lynette can find out which one of them is bossier than the other.
Detective (re Katherine): "Apparently you kidnapped her husband".
Wayne: Really, did I ask for a ransom?"
Carlos: "We might have kids".
Gabrielle: "Carlos, we're never gonna have kids. Shoes are my kids. Let me be the mother that I was meant to be".
Did Carlos actually get his sight back in this episode? That scuffle with him, Gabby, Ellie and Roxy happened so fast for me to take it in.
Wayne: "What happened to my daughter?"
Katherine: "I'm not telling you anything".
Bree: "Well I suppose I should say thank you".
Orson: "It was lucky that I was there".
Karen made a pointed comment when asked about their being a maniac in the street. Wayne snatching Bree was pure slapstick as well.
Julie: "I think you're stronger than you give yourself credit for".
Susan: "Well, I spend more time with me than you do, and I'm a mess".
Carlos: "Wait you can't go up there, it's too dangerous".
Gabrielle: "Not as dangerous as poverty".
I noticed that Gabby's daughters are a little over weight too. That's probably something that will play a role next season.
Wayne: "You let my daughter die like a dog".
Katherine: "It was an accident".
Wayne: "And then you buried her like one".
In the finale we don't see Danielle, Julie, Mike, Lynette's kids, Maynard, Benjamin or Edie, though Nicolette Sheridan is coming back next season.
Wayne: "I'll get out and I'll find you and I'll make you pay".
Katherine: "I know you will".
Susan: "Did you miss me?"
Ken: "You know I did".
Chronology: Exactly after "The Gun Song" and May 2013 by the end of the episode.
"Free" is certainly the most ambitious of episodes that the series has done so far. Jumping this ahead in the future could either way for the series next season and it'll be interesting to see how some of the gaps are actually filled too.