Desperate Housewives

It had been two months since Mike Delfino had awakened from his coma and the memories he had lost were finally starting to return. He could now recall the first time he saw Wisteria Lane and the first time he met his new neighbors (Lynette and Tom are waving to him) and the first time he heard Susan Mayer laugh (Susan is talking with Gabrielle and they are both laughing). But the memory he most wanted to reclaim still eluded him. That is why he had gone to see a hypnotherapist so that he could finally remember everything.
He came to Monique's house and she opens and tells him that she thought that he would never get there (the same little flash he had when he saw Edie Britt in sexy underwear). He tells her that the traffic was bed and that is why he is so late. She was talking with her landlord when he suggested that he is the best plumber. She couldn't find the paper to write the phone number down so she wrote it on her hand palm. She tells him that she is seeing somebody but he is married and she is drunk. Her pipes are damaged and he is missing a piece and he has to go to hardware store to buy it. He leaves his wrench and tells her that he will be back in one hour.
He is back but her doors are open. He goes to the kitchen and he sees someone hands…. And then he can't remember anymore.
He tells his therapist that he was so close and that somebody else was in her house. He is now relieved because he knows that he is innocent now.

It was six o' clock in the morning and Bree Hodge was faced with the dilemma familiar to countless housewives. Should she wake her husband to discuss recent events that were weighing heavily on her mind or should she let him to continue the rest he needed. Bree made the obvious choice.
She splashes Orson with water and he wakes up. She tells him that Alma raped him and she wants him to go to the police. He doesn't want to go but Bree insists. He wants to tell her why he can't go to the police and he tells her everything about the night Monique Polier died. He closes the door and tells her everything (we don't hear it normally)

Susan can't decide which dress to wear at Jane's funeral. Julie gives her advices and she finally settles down with one gray dress not too sexy. Susan tells her that after the funeral they will be an official couple.

Zack is with Gaby in store and he wants to buy her something good for her birthday but she doesn't want anything. There will be no celebration because she is turning 31. She is desperate because she is woman in thirties and she is alone. Zack wants to buy her a car and she finally tells him what she wants. She wants a liquor dispenser and Zack goes to buy it. Gabrielle lies on a bad in the store and one handsome guy walks buy and starts to read the about the bed. She is flirting with him but he is not so smart and he doesn't know that she is flirting with him. Zack comes and guy salutes him. Gaby is surprised that he knows Zack. He is Luke Perdue and he is Zack's lawyer and Zack doesn't even know that he is working for him. Luke gives her a card to call him.

Bree is in shock and Orson wants to speak with her but she is all angry and furious. She wants to help Mike because he is innocent but she still doesn't know that it was Orson who ran him over with his car. They argue and Andrew overhears the fights. Bree will go to police if Orson won't. Orson walks out of the room and Andrew is pretending like he didn't hear anything and asks Orson if he wants coffee.

Tom bought to one of the twins ice cream but Lynette takes it away because dinner is in one hour and they know the rules. Tom tells her that he gave him the face but Lynette tells him that he needs to be cold. Edie walks by and asks Tom how is pizzeria going and she wants him to give Austen the job. He can't but she tells him that he is in depression because Julie left him. He tells her that he will think of a way and wants to give her a free pizza coupon but she tells him that he had checked out her but too many times and he knows that she doesn't eat pizza.

Zack came by and brought Gabrielle beautiful flowers and he wants to take her out but she tells him that Luke will come and that she is having a date with him. He asks her if Luke is into her and she tells him that she thinks he is.

Orson comes to Alma's house and Alma and Gloria are together. He tells them that he had told Bree everything and he will go now to the police thanks to them. His worst fear is over. Bree won't left him and he doesn't care if Alma is pregnant he is will stay with Bree forever.

Lynette is at the pizzeria and Andrew cleaned the floor but she wants it to sparkle Bree Hodge like. She wants him to help her take out the trash. Austen is out and he is high. He tells her that he is high because Julie Mayer left him. She fires him anyway.

Alma is talking with Gloria. She is mad at her because Orson hates her. Now when everything is over Alma wants to call the police. He would rather see him in jail then to see him happy with Bree. Gloria tells her that he will come around but Alma doesn't trust her anymore. She tells Alma that she was looking at Hodge's house last night and she saw something curious. She tells her that they need to go upstairs if they want to see. They are at the attic and Alma asks her how she can see anything when there is no window. Gloria got out of the room and locked Alma in there.

Susan came to Ian's funeral. She took her seat and she wants to see if her make up is all right and she has a little mirror in her bag and on that mirror she sees Linda, Jane's friend who is hitting on Ian now that he is rich and single.

Mike is talking with Carlos and he tells him that he was doing a plumbing job and he had no reason to want her dead. Orson is on the ladder cleaning the house and he says hi to the guys.

Lind is talking with her friend and they are all talking about Ian being single now and Susan tells them that she is his girlfriend and that they don't have a chance.

Lynette is at the pizzeria again and Austen is there. He tells her that Tom gave him his job back. Lynette tells him that she doesn't want him in there in room full of teenagers who want to have a job in pizzeria. Tom talks with Lynette privately and tells her that she is boss at home but here he is the boss and she will have to obey him and not to question his authority in front of workers and they have a compromise. He took Austen back because he is hot and he will lure teenage girls to the pizzeria and Lynette will advertise pizzeria on her house property selling papers and posters.
Tom is yelling at Lynette in the room full of workers and when he finishes everybody looks at Lynette. Tom just wanted to make himself look like the boss of this place.

Luke is having dinner with Gabrielle and she tells him to hurry up because she wants to have sex with him instead of desert. Somebody knocks on the door. Charles, Luke's partner from job brought him papers to sign because it is an emergency. He is about to sign and then he sees the paper and it says: Gabrielle is mine. Sleep with her and you are FIRED! Leave, but don't make it obvious.

Lind is speaking about her friend Jane at her funeral in front of everybody and tells them that Ian hasn't been so lonely because he has a girlfriend and Susan tries to get out of the room but Lind tells them that Susan is the one.

Luke is finishing his dinner and he has mouth full of food and he wants to leave. Gabrielle starts to kiss him and Zack calls him on the phone. He is watching them from his car and tells him to say the following (we don't hear that normally). Luke tells Gabrielle that he can't sleep with her because he only dates women in their twenties and she is in her thirties. Gabrielle kicks him out of the house.

Bree is taking garbage out of the house and sees on top of the ladder a bag and teeth are supposed to be in it. She climbs the ladder and when she grabs the bag she falls down. Orson wants Andrew to call 911. In beg there were some balls. It was a set up.
They are informed in the hospital that she suffered a slight concussion. Andrew blames Orson for her fall. He tells him that he overheard them yelling at each other this morning and because of that he had woken the bad Andrew. He goes and tells the nurse not to let Orson alone with Bree because he is dangerous.

Gabrielle is drunk and Zack leaves a present for her. The present is a cup and it says on it World's greatest friend. She tells him about the date and Zack thinks that Luke is crazy and that she is not old.

Susan is in the morgue, crying. Ian finds her and she tells him that she is sad that she ruined Jane's funeral. He tells her that she didn't and she wants her to go with him up there. He tells her that she loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her and that she wants to merry her. Susan tells him to look around because they are at the morgue. Ian will propose to her in a restaurant and she tells him that she will be there.

Mike is at his hypnotherapy again. He is now remembering more.
The person with gloves is Orson. He tells him that Monique is upstairs taking nap. He cleaned the kitchen and he tells him that he will fix the problem. Mike is about to leave but Orson gives him the wrench.

Mike goes to Bree's house and Danielle tells him that Orson went to the hospital because Bree fell.
Orson is about to leave the hospital. He is on the parking lot on the hospital roof and Mike finds him there. After Mike informs him he got some of his memory back, Orson starts to run but Mike catches him, they fight and punches are thrown. Orson climbs on the edge of the roof wall and he kicks Mike with his leg, but he loses balance and falls. Orson is falling from the roof of the hospital…

TO BE CONTINUED…

Written by vukcevic