Desperate Housewives

Dale, Lily's birth father shows up on Wisteria Lane, trying to take her away, Gaby says they'll meet in court. Dale tries to simply take the baby, but Carlos stands in his way.

Gaby goes to Dale's school, a Christian high school, and tells him if he signs the release papers she'll help him with college, but Dale turns her down and tells her that his brother wants him to get the baby back so he could get his girlfriend, the mother, back. When Dale gets back to an assembly, Gaby intervenes and stands up in front of the whole school and acts she graduated from their school in 94, then she goes on and says a speech about the student's high morals and how they would never knock up a stripper, and if they did they would be off the team and lose any chances for a scholarship. Dale hurriedly signs the release form.

Later, the police show up at Gaby's door and claim they have an order to take Lily away, Carlos tells them it must be a mistake because the birth father already signed away his rights, then Gaby and Carlos are shocked to know that it is the birth mother who wants her back.

In total disbelief, Gaby runs out her house where she finds the birth mother comes out of a police car. The mother says they've decided to "try the whole family thing". Carlos quietly hands over Lily while Gaby cries and says "you can't do this, it's too late, we've already fallen in love with her". Carlos helplessly holds Gaby as they watch the car drive away.

Karl decides to break up with Edie by leaving her a note on the bed, but then the alarm goes off and Edie rages at Karl and finds out there was another woman. Edie cries to the other housewives explaining what happened, when Susan sees Edie crying she asks if Karl said who the other woman is, but Edie doesn't know yet. Edie then says that she feels her and Susan are now sisters since Karl cheated both of them. Susan treats Edie nice and says she wants to cheer her up, so Edie takes her for drinks. At the restaurant Edie explains to Susan how the other woman is a waitress at that restaurant, Edie ends up tripping the waitress and they make a big scene.

Susan doesn't know that Edie's hired a private investigator to find out who the other woman is.

Ed doesn't want to go home to his wife Fran, so he is keeping Lynette at work late a lot lately. One night Tom and Lynette are sending naughty instant messages to each other and Lynette accidentally sends one to Ed. She hurries over to apologize; Ed says it's ok and tells her he's jealous of her relationship with Tom. Lynette tells him to try and spice things with Fran with a little messaging himself.

Ed tries to, but his extent was asking Fran what she was wearing, Lynette guides him until Ed has to leave for a conference call and tells Lynette to keep going while he's gone. Fran asks if he would like to do the thing they did at the honeymoon, Lynette says sure.

Next day at work, Lynette asks Ed how it went, he tells her Fran is threatening for divorce since she tried to bite his nipple; which was the thing they did at the honeymoon, then Ed says he doesn't want her to do that, so Fran finds out it wasn't Ed she was talking to the other day. So unless Ed fires the person responsible Fran will file for divorce. Ed explains to Lynette how he told Fran that it was Tom who was IMing her. Lynette tells Ed he can't fire Tom without good cause, Ed says "well, I guess I'll have to find cause".

Peter's sex addict sponsor Claude walks in on Peter just as he was about to kiss Bree, shaming Peter and tells him he can't see Bree anymore. Bree goes to the donut shop where Claude works and tries to convince him that she isn't a danger for Peter, and that they should still see each other, but he refuses. In the middle of their conversation a guy walks into the shop and hands Claude a small packet of drugs, since Claude is his cocaine sponsor, so on her way out, Bree informs two policemen that Claude has drugs on him, so Claude is sent to jail.

Now that Peter has no sponsor, Bree offers to be his, Peter tells her it's dangerous to care about him and it won't be easy for her. Bree says she can handle it and she could do anything for the people she loves. Later, Peter calls Bree to come and save him from a sex party, so Bree comes over and Peter tells her he just came here to show her what kind of person he used to be, Bree tells him she still wants to help as long as he's honest with her, unlike Rex and George.

Betty Applewhite has finally sold the house. When Matthew tells Danielle the bad news, she threatens to go to the police with Caleb's secret unless Matthew finds a way to stay in Wisteria Lane. So, Matthew tells Caleb it's okay to go over to Danielle's house and try to kiss her, he also said she might act like she doesn't want Caleb to kiss her but she actually does.

When Caleb gets to Danielle's room, Danielle screams for help, Bree gets a revolver out of her drawer and holds Caleb at gunpoint ordering Danielle to call the police. Crying, Danielle tells her mother if she does even Matthew will go to jail and she can't because she loves him, Bree agrees.

Bree tells Betty that their agreement is off, and threatens her if Caleb isn't gone right away she'll call the police.

Matthew and Danielle celebrate their success, but the outcome was not what they expected; as Matthew tells Betty they must find an institution for Caleb, Betty surprises him with her solution to the problem, a lethal overdose of phenobarbital.