Tolerance
Written by Marc Cherry And Tom Spezialy
Directed by Larry Shaw
8.0
"Great"
When it comes to life, you’re either given everything you deserve or basically, a lot of things you don’t. When it comes to being preachy, this episode was a little much but it comes to our ladies, what exactly is it that they deserve?
In my opinion for Gabrielle, I always think that she deserves to realise that they are consequences for the way she manipulates people and that there is a price for trampling on them to get what she wants. However the next part, while hypocritical but true, I don’t really care how she used Libby, Frank and Lily’s biological father in question, Dale because judging from this episode alone, the three of them are idiots.
Yes we finally meet Lily’s real Daddy and just like his brother, Dale is every bit of a moron as Frank is, if not more. The fact he doesn’t want his daughter is bad enough but add the fact that he’s more than willing to allow his brother to use Lily as a means to punish Libby is just pathetic.
What really infuriates me though is even after Gabrielle got Dale to sign over his paternal rights, Frank and Libby then decide to get Lily anyway. No offence but given how both of them have worse reputations than the self-serving Solis’, I really can’t understand why any law would allow these two half-wits to get Lily over Gabby and Carlos but in the world of TV cruelty, Lily being taken away at the moment that Gabrielle bonded with the little tot, it was ironic.
A lot of people on TWOP said that Eva Longoria did a hammy job during her big dramatic moment of the season but in fairness, I thought it was actually good enough. The scene could’ve used a little more “oomph” but for once, it was extremely easy to feel sorry for Gabrielle and I usually don’t but like I said, it was extremely easy here.
Since we’ve met Gabrielle we’ve known she was against having children, watched as she got tricked into getting pregnant, and began to adjust to the idea of motherhood before having a miscarriage. The same has emerged again only this time, Gabrielle had a brief experience of being a mother before it was taken away from her. It’s also cruel that adoptive parents have to go through a similar ordeal of bonding with a child and then having it taken away from them.
It’s also lousy that Lily is being given to people like Libby and Frank who obviously don’t even care about her. Frank’s comment about having the right to mess her up from two episodes ago is also fresh in my mind, which adds to my anger and sympathy for the Solis’ this week.
Speaking of lousy, Karl’s bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired for as his method of breaking up is pretty below the belt and cowardly. He may have gotten off lightly with dumping Edie (just about) but he certainly deserved the “rat” labelled received to him by the other housewives. I’ve never seen Edie this upset before and Susan’s attempted of alleviating her guilt by trying to help Edie was both hilarious and pathetic at the same time.
At least when Edie’s dumped, she’s proactive and when getting a hunger and thirst for chicken and beer isn’t comforting for her, then Edie takes to beating the living daylights out of a waitress who she mistakes for Karl’s new woman as a consolation prize.
I think Nicolette Sheridan gave a wonderful performance for this episode and for the season alone and if not, this was certainly her funniest moment to date. I loved the little “pretty/ugly sister” analogy she made at Susan’s expense and how once again she misinterpreted Susan’s ulterior motive as an act of kindness. Susan had better hope for her sake that Edie is in a better mode when she learns about her involvement with Karl or that Edie’s private detective pal Oliver is really lousy at his job because if not then Susan is in for one major smackdown of the century.
When it comes to forgiving, Lynette must have the tolerance of a saint, given the fact she has an absolutely weak-willed boss in Ed, who this week after inadvertently getting a sexy message from Lynette meant for Tom, decides to use her to spice up his sexless marriage with Fran only for it backfire spectacularly and as a result of saving his bacon, Ed decides to fire Tom. Great plan there, dude. Here’s a better one Ed, how about growing a backbone and standing up to your freak of a wife. Lynette looked worried over the thought of her husband losing his job but she really should’ve done something to dissuade Ed from using Tom as a scapegoat.
In better plotting, Bree’s continued relationship with Peter gets more and more interesting as we get a clearer glimpse of Peter’s sex addiction after Bree becomes his sponsor. Well she did get his other one Claude arrested for drug possession which being serious proves that Cherry and company really do think their characters are entitled to meddle in other people’s affairs so they can get what they want.
The darker of Peter’s addiction being that Bree “rescues” him from the safest looking swingers’ party I’ve seen on TV. The upshot seems to be that Peter is scared of getting close to Bree as he’s hurt other people who have gotten close to him but Bree appreciates his honesty and therefore thinks that he can’t hurt her because he’s already shown her most of his darker nature. As much as I like Peter and I really do, once again I think Bree is letting her naivety get in the way of logical thinking.
Darker places also come much sooner as in order to stay on Wisteria Lane, Matthew and the brainless hussy Danielle orchestrate poor Caleb to appear to “attack” the latter and it works too. Forget Danielle pretending to be scared of Caleb (though I think a small part of her probably was), a gun toting Bree was a lot more scary that an unstable Caleb in this episode.
Caleb’s outburst also had the consequence of breaking Bree and Betty’s forged alliance as Bree literally instructs Betty to deal with Caleb. Sadly Betty has to take the stupid extreme and decides that maybe murdering her slow son is a good option. Didn’t the Applewhites move to Wisteria Lane to escape a murder? Is Betty dense enough to think another death will solve her problems when getting professional help is a kinder solution all round?
Have to say I really pity poor Caleb. Betty’s often unnecessary cruelty to him all season is bad enough but Matthew trying to get him to attack his girlfriend is beyond evil. I started the season actively liking Matthew but after this episode, I sort of hate him and I absolutely hate Danielle. Besides Joy Lauren’s bad acting, Danielle is just a stereotypical carbon copy teenage dimwit we’ve seen on countless shows.
How can Marc Cherry get the likes of Julie, Zach and Justin right and fail spectacularly with the likes of Andrew (though to be fair, at least Shawn Pyfrom can actually act despite Andrew being a lousy excuse for a human being), John (Jesse Metcalfe, nice looking but very wooden) and now Danielle? If I were Cherry I’d start re-watching episodes of Six Feet Under, The Sopranos and Weeds when it comes to writing for teenagers now.
Also in “It Wasn’t Meant To Happen”
Husband of the week: We see Karl dumping three different women all by letter and all while they’re sleeping. We also saw his car being hit by a tow truck after Edie failed to get him with a rake.
Edie (to Karl): “Who are you to tell me that I haven’t been happy, you miserable son of a b***h. I have been ecstatic”.
Edie’s break-up had Susan offering lame books such as “Live To Love” while Edie labelled her unknown love rival as a “man-eating, scum s**king ho-bag”.
Frank: “Dumb**s”
Dale (re Lily): “She smells clean”.
Claude: “I’m also a sponsor of Cocaine Anominous”
Bree: “Well aren’t you the cultured man”.
Claude was played by M.C. Gainey, otherwise known as the leader of The Others in Lost. The guy has a really distinctive voice.
Susan: “What would you say?”
Edie: “Too little, too late b***h and I’d kick her”.
Gabrielle (re Dale): “God would drop you out of college so fast it would make your head spin and the football season would go to hell. No pun intended”.
I noticed the short credit sequences are back again this week. I’m sick of complaining about it as I am with ABC’s attitude towards the credits.
Lynette: “You’re gonna fire me?”
Ed: “No, of course not. You’re too important to the firm. I’m gonna fire Tom”.
No Andrew, Mike, Paul or Zach this week.
Edie (to Oliver): “Basically I want you to tail my ex. He left me for another woman and I wanna nail that ho-bag to the wall”.
Libby: “I’ll pay you back”
Gabrielle: “I don’t want the money, I want my baby”.
Out of 20 episodes so far this year, this is the second one to be scripted by Marc Cherry.
First off all, “It Wasn’t Meant To Happen” is superb and highly watchable, even during the Susan segments of this hour but as much as Marc Cherry’s are fine with me, I did find a lot of this episode a tad too preachy in parts. That being said, this season is constantly improving and that can’t be a bad thing.
Rating: 8 out of 10.