Mike wakes up from his coma, and has no memory of the past 2 years, and Edie is there to fill in the blanks. Susan is still with Ian when she gets the news. Bree finds her family is not perfect.Carlos moves back into thehouse, much to Gabby's dismay.moreless
10
"Perfect"
Mike Delfino woke up and Edie was the first to visit him. The news spread quickly, but Susan was one of the last to hear about it because she was in the mountains and had no signal she was also preoccupied was Ian in the tub
Danielle is getting ready for her history project. Bree is thinking up an alibi for Andrew. He doesn't care and doesn't mind telling the truth. Orson comes up with drama camp, and Bree is already thinking up the name.
Gabby ended up not getting her spousal support and is now selling a lot of Carlos' things. Who should stop by but Carlos. He freaks and she tells him that he didn't offer enough for support and that she needs the money. Poor Parker is having a rough time with baseball and wants to quit, but Lynette won't let him. She gets him to practice hitting with her in the yard, but he keeps closing his eyes and says that she is throwing it too fast. Meanwhile Susan and Ian are trying to come up with an excuse to stay up in the mountains another day. He tells her that he might love her and then he realized what he said and tries to play it down. Susan smiles at him, tells him to be quiet that he is drowning out the bells, and she kisses him. Edie is feeding Mike, but he just wants to go home and unpack. He has memory loss and thinks that it is 2004 (lucky Orson). Edie is itching to fill in the blanks of his memory (to her liking, of course). The baseball game isn't going very well, so Lynette bribes the pitcher and winds up getting both her son and the pitcher banned for the rest of the season. Bree is on the history project with the family. She meets Danielle's history teacher, Mr. Falati. He says that she is his "favorite" student. He asks where Andrew has been and Bree is quick to say drama camp. Meanwhile Andrew, looking at a project, sees a guy and asks him if he remembers who he is. At first he doesn't, but when Andrew tells him that he gave him a ride in his black Sedan once, he freaks and quickly runs. Orson comes over and questions why Dr. Keck ran away, and Andrew tells Orson that he preformed once. Orson is totally speechless. Later Bree asks Orson what he and Andrew were talking about. After a few hints, Bree finally gets it and goes completely nuts. Some of the housewives are at Gabby's house and Bree asks if she should tell Dr. Keck's wife. Lynette says, tell her. Gabby warns her that the wife will always resent the person who tells her that. While they are talking, Carlos comes in wearing only his under things. Gabby freaks and asks him what he is doing. He tells her that his clothes were taken out of the dryer too soon, and she says that was because he peed in her shampoo. He then told her that he would never do something like that; he would pee in her mouthwash or coffee. Lynette, Gabby, and Bree all look at their coffee and put them down without taking a sip. Susan and Ian are in bed making plans t go to Paris when she finally learns that Mike is out of his coma. Susan quickly jumps up and wants to hurry back to Fairview. Back at the hospital, Edie is showing Mike some pictures when he asks who Susan is. Edie tells him that Susan was awful to him but not to worry because she is up in the mountains with a new man. Orson came to visit and learns of Mike's memory loss. He seems pleased. Carlos can't get into the house and Gabby tells him that she had the locks changed. He throws a chair into the window, and Gabby calls the cops and says there is someone trying to break in. Gabby tells them that she and Carlos are going through a rough divorce and she punches the cops softly. They book her for assault. Bree goes to see Dr. Beck's wife and tells her about her husband. Vera is mad that Bree told her some she lets slip about Danielle sleeping with her history teacher. Carlos got Gabby out of jail and tells her that he still loves her. But she says that she doesn't love him, and he leaves her on the side if the road in the middle of nowhere. Bree is trying to get Danielle to break it off with her teacher, but she says they love each other and storms out of the house. Susan visits Mike in the hospital, but he tells her to leave because he is tired. She is shocked but says that she will come back tomorrow. He tells her not to bother and she leaves really broken. Right after that Edie comes in.
Here are some quotes that made me laugh (Susan is in bed with Ian when Julie calls to tell her Mike woke from his coma.)
Susan: Oh my God...
(She looks at Ian)
Susan: Oh my GOD!!
Bree: I'm not telling who it is. I'm just asking the question. If you know a husband has been unfaithful, do you tell the wife?
Lynette: Absolutely! If he's been cheating, he could bring home a disease.
Bree: Okay, that's what I was thinking. I mean, that's how Bunny Connors got chlamydia.
Gabrielle: She told me she got it from wearing someone else's bathing suit.
Lynette: No, that's how she got crabs.
Gabrielle: With Bunny, it's always something. If it's not the clap, it's a botched face-lift.
Orson: When Andrew was on the street, he...uh...he didn't just beg for money. At times he...well, he did things to earn it.
Bree: Well, good. I mean, I'd hate to think he had no work ethic at all.
Orson: What I mean is, men hired him...uh...to do things...things he wasn't very proud of.
Bree: Yard work?
Orson: 'Fraid not.
Bree: Orson, you're scaring me. Did he do something awful?
Orson: No, no. Not awful. People do it all the time. I do it with you. I just don't pay you for it.
Bree: (her jaw drops and she gasps)
Orson: I think someone could use some cocoa.
Gabrielle: (to Carlos) You peed in my shampoo. Admit it! The cap was lose and I know how your sick mind works!
Carlos: (to Gabrielle) Oh really well in that case you should know that I wouldn't do it to your shampoo I'd do it to your mouthwash, soup and de-caffinated coffee!
Gabrielle: (to the girls) To answer your question, no we are not getting back together.
They all pick up the coffee, stare at each other, and put the coffee down.moreless