Edie
Written by Matt Berry
Directed by Larry Shaw
9.0
"Superb"
Edie: "With all my neighbours surrounding me, I took my last breath. The good news? I died just like I lived … as the complete and utter centre of attention."
After waiting a month for this episode, I think I was more than resigned to the idea that Edie wouldn't be making any miraculous resurrections so as a direct result, this was one thing that episode wasn't going to disappoint in.
Besides, unless you've been living under a rock, Nicolette Sheridan's more than made it clear that she's glad to see the back of the show but as a final episode for Edie, it's a nice ode for the character, especially if you can put aside various moments in the episode that don't exactly ring true.
The opening scene is a good moment. Edie lamented about her death and virtually every resident worth their salt came to see her corpse. Even Susan's propensity for saying the wrong thing didn't let up with her best enemy lying dead in the street.
As for Dave, it's amazing how little he actually factored in the episode. Maybe that was a good thing as he's still got five episodes left to actually get on with getting his revenge. After this episode, the writers will seriously want to up the ante because there are plenty of viewers who aren't getting excited about Dave's need to kill Mike.
Dave's only real contribution to the episode was to round up Susan, Lynette, Bree, Gabrielle and Karen and ask them to deliver Edie's ashes to Travers. Yes, it would actually take Edie to kick the bucket for Travers to actually resurface on the show. I wonder if killing either Susan or Bree will bring back Julie or Danielle. Probably best not to find out just yet.
Because of this, it meant getting a road trip and while Brothers And Sisters has a wonderful niche with those kind of storylines, this show can provide one similarly entertaining. If you're stuck in a lengthy drive with the ashes of a woman who often annoyed you, what do you do?
Susan came to the obvious conclusion that talking about Edie in a nice way would've been a good idea. For those who liked the "The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened", then this episode is an unashamed remix. Just obviously substitute Eli for Edie and presto, you're there.
It made sense that the first flashback we'd see would be Susan's. Bree lamented on her and Edie's epic rivalry but perhaps it wasn't so shocking that initially the two of them had started out as more friendly. I had to admit that I laughed at Edie for thinking that Susan was originally homeless (eating out of your bin, no excuse).
Of course the short lived friendship then had to sour because Susan didn't like Edie's unapologetic attitude towards sleeping with a neighbour's husband. To be fair, I actually could see where Susan was coming from on this one but I could see why it annoyed Edie to such a great deal as well.
Edie also didn't help matters when she tried to warn Susan about Karl cheating on her with Brandi. Susan made the dumb error of disbelieving her and probably because of that, the two of them were a case of what might have been. That being said, Susan and Edie did burn each others homes down, went after similar men but towards the end of Edie's life, they weren't really that much of rivals anymore.
Lynette's flashback with Edie was different. Involving her cancer plot, we got to see that Lynette was being used to being looked after by various women and Edie decided to give Katherine a reprieve by taking over. From the look on Edie's face, it was clear that Lynette wasn't going to be getting her pillows fluffed with her.
Instead Edie took Lynette out to a bar so she could play pool with a one armed man and down tequila shots. Some of Edie's comments made have reeked of insensitivity but she made a good point about Lynette needing to fight the cancer and while the flashback did stretch things a little, I quite enjoyed her being a tower of strength for Lynette.
Bree's flashback however had a more satisfying element to it. One of my biggest grievances with the fourth season was the women driving Edie out of Wisteria Lane and I loved that as soon as Bree discovered that Edie was visiting Orson in jail, that she got the crap ripped out of her.
While I'm glad that Edie's motives for visiting Orson were more out of friendship than a need to hook up with him, I was delighted when she asked Bree to suck it up and go visit him. It's also oddly reassuring that at least one housewife had some encounter with Edie prior to the blonde bombshell's return in Season Five.
However I think my favourite of the flashbacks were the last two. Gabrielle and Edie are in a lot of ways similar women, though I've always liked Edie more so a flashback with the two of them on a night out added some needed comedy to the episode as well.
It doesn't surprise me that a bit of friendly banter would've gotten both women to trawl a bar picking up swizzle sticks in order to determine which one of them was the most desirable. Maybe the fact that Gabby was younger played to her advantage but it certainly brought something out in Edie.
Edie had a frank conversation with Gabrielle all those years ago that she wasn't going to die an old woman. She also said it was part of the reason why she often acted like there was going to be no tomorrow and naturally, Gabby made the effort to assure Edie that she would become an old woman.
Karen's flashback also delivered on the poignancy stake due to the simple fact that she had lost a child and Edie drew the comparison of giving up her own son. Of course, it was an ill judged comparison and Karen had no problem in pointing that out to Edie.
However while Edie was insensitive to bring up Travers in that context to Karen, there are some people who are built to be parents and Edie knew that she wasn't. She mightn't win any sympathy awards for not at least trying to be a mother to her son but her reasons are believable.
I think there also what later gets Travers to ease up on her. That, coupled with Karen explaining a bit more about his mother also probably went a long way in helping matter. It's a pity that we'll never to get to see the character after this episode. Perhaps another drawback in Edie's death.
Each of the women deciding to scatter parts of Edie's ashes around their lawns was a nice move as was the one worded tribute. However Susan did break protocol there but her description of Edie was apt enough for it to be forgiven. Hell, even Edie might not have scolded her for it.
Also in "Look Into Their Eyes And You See What They Know"
In news that will surprise no-one, it was Nicolette Sheridan who did the narration for this episode.
Susan: "Don't worry, Edie, you're gonna get through this. You're gonna be just fine."
Edie: "Wrong again, Susan Mayer."
Gabby was the only person who actually broke the silence when everyone discovered Edie dead on the pavement.
Susan: "I was thinking of stories that put Edie in a positive light."
Gabrielle: "And after that five minutes is up, what do we do?"
Susan: "You're immoral. You're committing adultery."
Edie: "Ed is committing adultery, I'm getting laid."
To ask an obvious question but why didn't we get flashbacks with Edie/Katherine or Edie/Mary Alice? Did Edie have no relationship/impact with them at all?
Edie (to Lynette): "You're the strongest person I know. You're even stronger than me and that's saying something."
Susan (re tire): "We have a flat."
Gabrielle: "Maybe it's a sign that we're not supposed to do this today."
Bree: "Nice try."
It's kind of terrible that no-one tried to help Karen when she had to change the tire by herself. I mean she's a pensioner for Christ sake.
Edie (to Bree, re Orson): "He's in jail. My boobs are impressive but they can't bend iron bars."
Bree: "You have every right to hate me."
Orson: "There's no need to be melodramatic."
The chronology for the flashbacks seemed to be pre-Season One (Susan/Karen), mid Season Three (Gabrielle), early Season Four (Lynette) and pre Season Five (Bree).
Gabrielle: "Now, now, Edie, don't be snarky. We're both hot, though apparently, I'm just a tiny bit hotter."
Edie: "Count them and weep, Solis."
Gabrielle: "Guess I could do that or I could do this. I should make some kind of speech but I think it's enough that we know I beat you, right?"
The tribute words for Edie were "sexy" by Gabrielle, "perceptive" by Bree, "strong" by Lynette, "beautiful" by Karen and "one of a kind" by Susan. You know, there is the word "unique" as well, Susan.
Travers (re Edie): "My mom didn't even try to raise me. She just handed me to my father and walked away."
Karen (re Travers): "Aren't you afraid he's gonna hate you?"
Edie: "I love him enough to let him hate me."
Karen: "Well, I hope you're not making a big mistake."
Edie: "Me too."
Chronology: Because of obvious events, this takes place where "A Spark To Pierce The Dark" left off.
"Look Into Their Eyes And You See What They Know" is a nice final piece for Edie and Nicolette Sheridan alike. Not all the flashbacks ring true but they are certainly enjoyable and there are some poignant moments as well. However now that we're in the last third of the season, things need to progress a lot better with Dave's mystery.