Surprise
Written by Jeff Greenstein
Directed by David Grossman
10
"Perfect"
Susan: "We can make things right again".
Mike (as he signs the divorce papers): "Yeah and here's how".
Okay so far this season we've only had one flashback to slightly bridge the five year gap and while "You're Gonna Love Tomorrow" excelled on giving us some clues to how some of the housewives lives have unfolded, "Mirror, Mirror" is a far more engrossing tale.
Actually and without sounding like a sickening sycophant, it's utterly brilliant as the celebration of Karen McClusky's 70th birthday creates a lot of chaos and not just for the housewives. Even the birthday girl isn't having the time of her life but then again, that's Dave's fault.
He wasn't too impressed with her getting Edie to ask him uncomfortable questions in "Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else" and using her birthday is a perfect way of exacting just the right amount of revenge on her too. Much as I like Karen, I can't help but be fascinated by Dave all the more.
He already planted the notion into Edie's ear that Karen could be going senile and while Edie still seemed dismissive of the idea, Dave does decide to up his scheme to get Karen out of the way by getting Edie to throw her a surprise birthday party, which raises suspicions.
Edie might like Karen but she's not too keen on throwing her a birthday party. Part of her reasoning is selfish but the other part shows concern for Karen. After all, if Karen is going senile as Dave claims, then wouldn't throwing a surprise do with Susan in charge be similar to a death wish?
Pawning the party off on Susan is advantageous to Dave because when Karen refuses his offer of friendship, he wastes no time in further messing with her head. Breaking into her house to steal and then return her cat was bad enough but rearranging stuff to purposely screw with her brains is just evil.
Of course Dave's plan works to perfection. Karen freaks out to seeing all of her items rearranged and uses this paranoia to attack Dave during the surprise party. It's a good job for Dave that Bob and Jackson were there to hold Karen back or else Dave would be in no fit state to carry out his evil scheme.
Which comes to the other thing – who exactly is Dave after? Given his terror on Karen, it could've been her because there was a moment when he was looking a little too hard at a younger picture of her and a baby but he more or less admitted to Karen that he was simply getting her out of the way.
Karen is also ruled out from the equation because Mary Alice pointed out at the end of the episode that it was a man who Dave was after. The obvious choice has to be Mike, which would certainly give James Denton another role to play this season beside waiting for the inevitable reunion between the plumber and Susan but I'm hoping that it's either Orson, Carlos or Tom because that would be a lot more original.
After all it couldn't be Bob or Lee or Jackson, now could it? They're too tertiary as characters for Marc Cherry to go there. Besides Jackson seems eternally bound to Susan and six episodes since his debut in "Free", I want to ask – how is he working where the likes of Dr Ron and Ian failed?
Gale Harold is a good actor and Jackson's a likeable character but if the writers really do play their cards right, Jackson might actually be a permanent possibility for Susan, especially seeing as viewers are tiring with the way her love life has dominated her storylines.
In flashbacks Susan and Mike sign their divorce papers but when Susan reconsiders, Mike gives her a short shrift, which is hilarious given that Mike's lack of remorse for the car is the reason why Susan brought in the lawyers. Actually all Mike does is appear in flashbacks and he's downright annoying if I'm being honest.
It's also primarily because of this rejection that Susan decides to start sleeping with Jackson, Early in the flashbacks she accuses him of flirting with her when he's trying to figure what she wants to paint her house and post-sex when he tells her that he doesn't want a relationship, she's only too happy to oblige.
Given that the two of them haven't been together long, it's weirdly refreshing to see that Susan is the one who wants to keep things casual while Jackson wants to move in with her. As cute as Jackson is, I'm glad Susan seemingly wants to have fun and no-strings, mainly because detached Susan is a lot easier to watch than romantic Susan.
However Jackson isn't best pleased when she flat out refuses to let him move and even tries to snog Katherine in order to prove a point. Of course in earlier seasons this might have actually worked but Susan sticks to her guns and still refuses to let him move in. Personally Jackson, the woman is doing you a massive favour – be grateful.
That being said Jackson doesn't view what Susan's doing as a good thing so he drives off after Karen's escorted by the ambulance from her house. Usually I don't side with Susan but given that her marriage with Mike blew up in her face, I like that she's taking the casual approach and not getting so emotionally involved. Maybe Jackson just needs to give her a little time.
Speaking of time, it seems that Tom and Lynette also had some excitement during the mystery five year time jump. Okay, so getting electrocuted and nearly dying in a pizzeria isn't the most desirable of outcomes you would want but at least it goes some way into explaining why Tom is acting more childish than usual.
Dave already warned Lynette that Tom was going through a mid-life crisis and while it was obvious that Dave had a point then, it's now that we really see just how right he is. Whether you like Tom or not is up for debate but I did feel sorry for him and I can see why he's so determined to make his life want to count for something.
However the problem with Tom is that he never really thinks any of his actions through. Selling the pizzeria might not be the worst idea in the world, especially if it's a means of getting Lynette back into a working environment she actually wants to be a part of but seeing as the pizzeria is the only source of income the Scavos have, Tom really should've consulted Lynette.
Once again, Tom gets to behave like the village idiot and Lynette is made to feel like a villain, despite the fact that everything she says to him makes utter sense. There's a difference between an unsupportive partner and one who points out the flaws in bad planning. Sadly Tom can't seem to tell the difference and whinges when Lynette refuses to get onboard with his RV plans. Please tell me that some point this season Tom will either start using those dormant brain cells of his or failing that, him and Lynette will actually separate. Maybe a return from the demonic Kayla could speed up the latter.
Speaking of demons, Bree's have raising their ugly head as her flashbacks showed just how she failed to deal with Orson's spell in prison. First off all, there was the going away dinner from hell which thanks to Andrew, Bob and Lee saw Orson subjected to as many jail jokes as possible.
The worst part is that Orson being in jail along with the loss of Benjamin meant that Bree went back on the booze. Of course this time, it was Katherine who picked up the pieces by getting Bree to pour all her energies into work. It's probably because of this that Bree became so successful but it also explains her closeness to Katherine as well.
In fact Bree's loyalty to Katherine goes so deep that when Orson continuously oversteps the mark on his partnership, Bree decides to pull the rug from under him. Now I like Orson but him and Bree working together doesn't inspire in the way it would've done if this had been Season Three or the first half of last season.
More to the point, Orson needs to lay off the emotional guilt trips because they're really diminishing his character. This week's threat of divorce was stupid on his part but while he isn't partner, Bree will be his boss and this is something that while Katherine might not be thrilled with, she can still get a laugh out of. Perhaps unemployment might have been preferable after all for Orson.
Elsewhere the flashbacks for Gabby and Carlos are without doubt the funniest going. For those of you who miss the glam Gabby, you'll be delighted to see the return of that just as she realises that she's pregnant with Juanita. Her doctor has to deal with a slap but when she found out a year later that she was expecting Celia, Carlos held onto Juanita just so Gabby wouldn't pound him into the middle of next week.
If Bree's alcoholism was a nice bit of continuity, then Gabby's ambivalence towards having children was also great. On one hand she freaks out every time she's pregnant and then on the other hand, she also wonders whether or not she's a good mother. Aside from the car incident with Juanita, she's not actually that bad.
Another consistency however with this plot is Carlos' desperation to have more kids. Remember this is the same who tampered with Gabby's birth control pills and only stuck with Edie when she unwillingly agreed to have children with him. In other words, I failed to be surprised that he would lie about having a vasectomy. However before the party, Gabby actually feared that she'd be popping out a third Solis baby.
Because of this Carlos was forced to admit that he lied about getting snipped. He should be grateful that Gabby didn't have a scissors handy at Karen's party, even if she couldn't resist in pushing him. Also it would take Gabby to kill the mood of Karen being restrained by Bob and Jackson by telling everyone when she got her period.
This season's strangeness regarding the Solis' though is bizarre. I've never cared this much about their plots but while I don't want Gabby to have another kid, the additions of Juanita and Celia have made both her and Carlos more interesting as characters to watch.
Also in "Mirror, Mirror"
The episode opened up with Susan/Jackson, Bree/Orson, Gabby/Carlos and Lynette/Tom at loggerheads while Karen decided to put her baseball skills into practice. Everyone: "Surprise".
Karen: "You think you can screw with me?"
Living up to the episode's title we had Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gabrielle looking at mirrors at different points and Dave got his flashback to an earlier spat with Karen.
Gabrielle (to her doctor): "This isn't a miracle, it's a disaster. My husband's blind, we both don't have jobs, my husband's blind".
Gabrielle: "Put the baby down, Carlos".
Carlos: "I don't want to".
Gabrielle: "Do it. I need to hit something and it needs to be you". I noticed that Gabby's hair was long when she found about being pregnant with Celia but her dowdier attire kicked in after giving birth to Juanita.
Susan: "That was very sweet of you to consider my feelings. You're hired".
Jackson: "Thanks. I think".
Susan: "So, to be clear – you don't want a relationship?"
Jackson: "Sorry. I probably should've said that right up front".
It's a bit strange that nowhere in the flashbacks did we see or have any mentions of either Julie or MJ.
Lynette (to Penny, re Porter and Preston): "They're just being silly, they're all being silly. Which is why we won't be sad when move out of the house".
Tom: "I'm about to blow your mind, Lynette".
Lynette: "Don't. I like my mind the way it is".
It seems that just like Parker; Penny is more of a sensitive child, which makes me wonder if she's really Tom's kid. Nah, just kidding.
Bree: "I don't know if I can make it this time".
Katherine: "Yes you will because I'm moving in".
Dave (re Karen): "Is she still asking questions about me?"
Edie: "A few. Don't take it personally. It's what people too old to have sex do".
Since when did Edie and Karen go for birthday drinks? Edie hasn't been around Wisteria Lane for five years.
Karen: "Geez, Edie, are we going for drinks or mammograms?"
Edie (to Dave): "That's one".
Bree: "Orson, you're putting me in an impossible position".
Orson: "Let me make clear for you, I want a divorce".
Why wasn't Lynette, Tom, Gabby or Carlos at that dinner for Orson? I can understand Susan and Mike not being there but the rest of them being absent doesn't make sense.
Edie: "Karen, what are you doing?"
Karen: "Ask that husband of yours!"
Gabrielle (to everyone, then referring to Karen): "Woo-hoo. Halla-damn-lula, I got my period. Was she surprised?"
Missing in this episode were Porter, Preston and Parker and MJ, who presumably was being looked after by Mike.
Katherine (to Orson): "Oh honey, working for Bree. You're not gonna last two months".
Karen: "You're trying to get rid of me".
Dave: "Yes. I'm sorry it had to be you".
Chronology: It's definitely 2013, given that a year prior in 2012 was when Tom had his accident.
"Mirror, Mirror" is definitely an exceptional episode in a season with a format that should be working against it rather than for. All the flashbacks piqued the right kind of interest and I love how wonderfully creepy Dave is developing as a character.