Ex-Communicate
Written by Chuck Ranberg And Anne Flett-Giordano
Directed by David Warren
9.0
"Superb"
Bree (re Edie's blackmailing): "What am I going to do?"
Lynette: "No, what are we going to do?"
There's comes a time in every friendship where you learn the extent of how loyal your friends can be and what they are prepared to do in order to prove their loyalty. By that I don't mean anything extreme or illegal.
Bree then should be relieved to discover that she has the most friends a person could ever want. Not only are they loyal but they'll even go as far as to ex-communicate a neighbour in order to prove their loyalty. The neighbour in question however is Edie.
Had the circumstances been somewhat different, there would be something rather noble in all the women taking a unified stance and freezing Edie. However their decision to do this is misguided at best and utterly cruel at worst. After all, not many of these women can honestly say that they aren't as bad as Edie.
The one thing that can occasionally bug me about Marc Cherry is that the extent of his love for Bree often sees him portray her as a victim even when she's the instigator in a certain plot. I mean he tried to normalise the fact that she faked a pregnancy, when the reality was that her actions were selfish.
Here he sets up a feud where Edie gets miscast solely as the villain of the piece. This has been something else about the fourth season I've loathed – making Edie the bad guy in a way that goes too far. Both Gabrielle and Carlos mistreated Edie during that dull quadrangle from hell and they were treated like victims.
Similarly Bree is placed into the role of victim. While she might have had a right to be annoyed with Edie and Orson's drunken snog in the last episode, Bree takes her anger a little too far. For instance she behaves spitefully towards Orson by denying him access to Benjamin. I mean it was fine for the past few months for Orson to pretend to be the boy's biological father but now Bree is scared that Benjamin might become a sociopath if Orson's in his life. That's rich considering that she played her part in Andrew's former reign of terror.
However it's with Edie that Bree seriously oversteps the mark. Confronting her in the street and slapping her is bad enough. Bree didn't give Edie a chance to explain herself and as soon as the woman tried to defend herself, Bree hit her. If I were Edie, I think I would've decked her. I wish Edie had decked her to be fair.
If that wasn't bad enough, Bree thought a bit of sabotage would be an added bonus. As Edie tried to sell a house, Bree badmouthed her to a buyer's wife and it was enough to ruin Edie's sale. Bree doesn't have to accept Edie's apologies or explanations but she has no right to try and ruin her livelihood.
The last time I checked it wasn't Edie who ruined Bree's marriage – Bree perfectly managed to do that all by herself with her own hypocrisy and double standards. Why should Bree be allowed to go around ruining another person's life and then act like it's her right to do so?
Fortunately this episode does see Bree taken down a notch. While Orson was stupid enough to write down that Bree faked her pregnancy, Edie was smart enough to use this bit of information to her own advantage. For once I actually enjoyed watching Bree's smugness crushed as Edie gloated about knowing Benjamin's real parentage.
The part that also makes me laugh is that in terms of revenge tactics, Edie really didn't do that much damage. All she demanded was friendship and a few muffins. Granted she made those demands in quite a vicious tone and also took pleasure in threatening Bree but Bree's behaviour has been so terrible recently, I can't muster any sympathy for her.
Even when she's forced to tell Susan, Lynette and Gabrielle about her faking the pregnancy, it's still hard to feel for her. She didn't do that to absolve her conscience and contrary to what Lynette might like to think, she also didn't cook up the fake pregnancy to protect Danielle either. Taking all of that into account, this is why I think the women deciding to freeze Edie was extreme. Sure Edie has behaved horribly this season but so has Bree, Gabrielle and Katherine and none of them are being punished for their vile actions. I actually felt bad for Edie because at the end of the day, this was a step too far.
Nicolette Sheridan has really been given the rough end of the deal this season and the way Edie leaves town is both sad and anticlimactic to boot. Whether or not she'll be back next season remains to be seen but if Edie does resurface then these ladies (Bree especially) need to stop acting like vindictive **** and give her a second chance. God knows none of them are perfect.
However while Edie is one person that I wish hadn't left town, there are two people who think should leave Wisteria Lane or failing that at least Lynette and those people are Tom and Kayla. Let's just say that Lynette would be much better off without either one of these two in her life right now.
Kayla is continuing to act like the monstrous little antichrist that re-emerged in the previous episode. When a shrink helps out with the family, both her and Tom are successful in making the shrink think that it's Lynette who is the cause of the problems. If Edie's vilification was a pain in the neck, then Lynette constantly being blamed for everything by her family is another source of great frustration. If you didn't have Tom's insensitive "cancer **** or the residual angst over Rick, then Kayla's behaviour is another thing that Lynette has seemingly caused.
Worse still is that Lynette then has to spend quality time with the evil girl and while Kayla takes great delight in testing Lynette's patience, the real straw from the camel's back is broken when Kayla threatens Penny and Lynette hits her.
Now see one thing that genuinely pisses me off is that there are people out there who can't tell the difference between corporal punishment and child abuse. Lynette is a lot of things but a child abuser is most definitely not one of them. I'm not saying that she should've hit Kayla but if there was a valid reason, then Kayla's aggression towards her siblings would be it.
Kayla openly bragged about getting Porter to hurt himself and then threatened to do something to Penny all because Lynette wouldn't get her a corndog. I would've hit Kayla for that too. As for Tom –he wasn't there and Kayla threatened Penny so he seriously needs to shut the hell up and stop demonising Lynette.
Besides Kayla's a crafty little **** and she was already quick enough to phone Joshua and pretend that Lynette has hit her in the past. That woman seriously can't catch a break and with an increasingly unsupportive husband, it's high time that both Tom and Kayla were people out of Lynette's life right now.
Gabrielle on the other hand has a lot less problems. Well as a full time abuser to Carlos she rarely has to deal with any fallout so it's a bit of letdown to her when she discovers that Ellie is more of a drug dealer than tattoo artist. Ellie really should've found a better place to hide her stash than under the bed.
Telling Carlos about what their lodger really gets up means involving the police who want them to spy on Ellie. One of my biggest fears was that Ellie was originally going to be another affair or surrogacy but kudos to the writers for actually thinking of something a bit more clever.
Justine Bateman is really good as Ellie and I actually like the effect Ellie has on Gabby and Carlos as a couple. Because of her, Gabby is less aggressive towards Carlos and Carlos also gets to get out of the house. Plus the writers give off the strong impression that despite being something of a Nancy Botwin, Ellie actually cares about Gabrielle and views her as a friend.
What originally came across as a filler plot has actually developed into something rather surprising? It would be really nice in the last two episodes of the season if Ellie isn't vilified because she's able to make Gabrielle a more tolerable person and not many people are capable of doing that.
Similarly it also seems that there aren't many mothers of main characters that really work. Mike's mum Adele is another in a long line of irritating busy body types and spends pretty much all of the episode getting on Susan's last nerve by trying to turn her into a domestic goddess.
Naturally she fails and it's fun to see that even Mike is a big wimp when his mum is in town. Susan attempting to fake her waters breaking to get away from Adele was amusing and then it happened for real. Susan giving birth was probably the only thing in the episode that felt low key.
Katherine on the other hand continues to be both afraid of Wayne and anxious to goad him at every given opportunity. When she jests about Dylan not being his kid, he gets a DNA sample and it's true – Dylan really isn't his kid.
This confirms the ongoing Dylan isn't the same girl theory and while his responses are enough to scare Dylan back to her mother, I couldn't have been the only thinking that Katherine was amazingly stupid in letting slip her little secret to Wayne. Surely the whole point was to take away the upper hand rather than give it to him.
Also in "Mother Said"
It was to see Edie and Bree's street argument from the different perspectives of a blind Carlos, partly deaf Karen and naïve Parker.
Julie: "You mean civil war?"
Adele: "I mean what I mean".
With the exceptions of Katherine and Tom, I think we've met every main characters mother in the last four years.
Gabrielle: "You know I've been hitting you a lot less lately and I'm not getting enough credit for it".
Carlos: "I know I'm a bad person".
Lynette (to Joshua, re Kayla): "Sure I'm very good with her".
Tom: "That wasn't his question".
I'm no shrink myself but apparently Kayla is a bit too old for the attachment parenting technique that Joshua wanted Lynette to try out.
Lynette (to Joshua): "Ask me how much I love Tom right now. Go ahead, I dare you".
Wayne: "Now Kathy, you wouldn't be rude to a man that still has feelings for you".
Katherine: "Does that mean you still love me?"
When Katherine was listing the men she was with, I'm surprised she didn't drop Tim's name in.
Edie: "I'm Benjamin's grandaunt, a term I don't love but it's better than grandma, which is what you are".
Bree: "How did you know?"
Edie: "Guys I know I crossed a line this time and I'm sorry".
Lynette: "Did you hear something?"
Bree: "No".
Edie ended going to her son Travers, which was nice. She was also trying to sell Mary Alice's house yet again.
Mike: "You know this is nice".
Susan (re Adele): "Nice? She's driving me crazy".
Kayla: "Just give me what I want or else you won't like what I'll do next".
Lynette: "Are you threatening me?"
No Andrew, Danielle, Adam, Bob or Lee in this episode.
Mike: "Susan are you going into labour?"
Susan: "Maybe. Later. Go at it!"
Chronology: May 11th 2008, the same day that ABC aired the episode as well.
"Mother Said" is easily one of the best episodes from this season but it's also one of the most misguided in the handling of the Bree and Edie debacle. Overall there's only two episodes left and I'm stoked to see what'll happen next.