Desperate Housewives

Season 3 Episode 11

No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Jan 07, 2007 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (Carlos calls while Gabrielle picnics on the lawn with Bill)
      Carlos: Hey, hey, who's the dork?
      Gabrielle: Carlos?
      Carlos: What's with that cap? Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
      Gabrielle: Where the hell are you?
      (She looks around her and sees Carlos on Mike's frontporch, watching them as he drinks a beer. He waves at her)
      Gabrielle: What are you doing at Mike's house?
      Carlos: I live here.
      Gabrielle: What do you mean you live there? Since when?
      Carlos: Gabby, my car's been in the driveway for three weeks. Even you can't be that self-absorbed.
      Gabrielle: Well, as you can see, I have more pleasant things to focus on.
      Carlos: So when you gonna tell Jimmy Olsen there that you hate picnics?
      Gabrielle: I'm gonna hang up now.