Desperate Housewives

Season 2 Episode 22

No One Is Alone

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM May 14, 2006 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (Susan turns on the recorder under her shirt and knocks on Edie's door. Edie answers the door eating a bag of popcorn. She tries to slam the door. Susan holds the door)
      Susan: No, Edie, wait! Um, I don't want to fight. I know that we've had our differences, but you know we had a friendship going on there and I just think we owe it to ourselves to talk about what happened.
      Edie: What's there to talk about? It happened. (she chews the popcorn as she talks) I walked down to your house. I had this watering can.
      Susan: What?
      Edie (muffled): I filled it with gasoline and boom! Laughed my ass off.
      Susan: Okay, wait, could you just swallow? 'Cause I couldn't really hear what you were saying.
      Edie: Well, that was basically it. One of the best days of my life.
      Susan: Well, see you were chewing and so I didn't really hear what you said. Could you just say it again?
      Edie: I burnt you house down and it was great. What do you want?
      Susan: So, uh, you then admit burning down my house. On purpose.