Desperate Housewives

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Oct 03, 2004 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Bree: First of all, your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic. And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion. (turns to Andrew) So, how's the osso buco?
      Andrew: It's okay.
      Bree: It's okay? Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal. How do you think it makes me feel when you say it's okay in that sullen tone?
      Andrew: Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner?
      Bree: (shocked) Excuse me?
      Andrew: Tim Harper's mom gets home from work, pops open a can of pork and beans, and boom, they're eating. Everyone's happy.
      Bree: You'd rather I serve pork and beans?
      Danielle: (turns to Andrew) Apologize now, I am begging you.