Desperate Housewives

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

20
Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Oct 03, 2004 on ABC

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    • Lynette: Now listen to me, you are going to behave. I will not be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And just so you know that I'm serious, I am. (She pulls out paper)
      Porter: What's that?
      Lynette: Santa's cell phone number!
      Preston: How'd you get that?
      Lynette: I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! All right, are you willing to risk that!?