Desperate Housewives

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

17
Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Oct 03, 2004 on ABC

Trivia

FILTER BY TYPE

  • Quotes

    • Lynette: Now listen to me, you are going to behave. I will not be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And just so you know that I'm serious, I am. (She pulls out paper)
      Porter: What's that?
      Lynette: Santa's cell phone number!
      Preston: How'd you get that?
      Lynette: I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas! All right, are you willing to risk that!?

Thursday
No results found.
Friday
No results found.
Saturday
No results found.
More
Less