Desperate Housewives

Season 1 Episode 1

Pilot

20
Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Oct 03, 2004 on ABC

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    • Susan: Oh, I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
      Mike: Why?
      Susan: I made it, trust me. (Mike prepares to take a bite) Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?
      Mike: No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese. (Mike takes a bites of the macaroni, as Susan gestures apologetically, smiling)
      Mike: Oh my God. (makes a face) How did you… it tastes like it's burnt and undercooked.
      Susan: Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go. (Susan gets a tissue and gives it to him, as he spits his mouthful of macaroni and cheese into the tissue)

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