Desperate Housewives

Mike: Hey, I'm just trying to help. Dave: You can't!! OK? So why don't you go back to Katherine and your happy little life and leave me the hell alone?!

Mike: Why are you mopping the ceiling? Susan: I was cooking, alright? Mike: Lids! Susan, you've really gotta start using lids! Susan: Sometimes it's the stove's fault.

Lynette: (talking about Dave) I say we keep showing up here until he lets us help him. Susan: We need to be annoying and persistent. We're good at that. Lynette: So who can come by later and check on him? I'd do it, but I'm working late. Susan: I'm in the classroom all day, and I have meetings after. Katherine:I have a rehearsal dinner to cater. Gabrielle: Ugh, and I have a garden club meeting (they all stare) Lynette: You're in a garden club? Gabrielle: Yeah, I just joined. Lynette: Wait. There wouldn't happen to be actual gardeners in this club, would they? Susan: Hot shirtless gardeners with great abs and learner's permits? Gabrielle: Gee, this bit just gets funnier and funnier. Katherine: Oh, we tease because we love. Now back to Dave. I'll ask Mike to check in on him. Susan: That'd be great. Remember to tell him "annoying and persistent". And I can make another casserole. Lynette: Yeah, 'cause he hasn't suffered enough (they all laugh) Gabrielle: (speaking to Susan) That's a bit I never get tired of.