Just Desserts
Written by Kevin Murphy
Directed by Larry Shaw
9.0
"Superb"
George: “You know I’m not a bad person”
Bree: “I know you’re not a bad person. I just don’t know if you’re a good one either”.
With an episode so appropriately titled, Season Two hits another water cooler discussion worthy episode with fragments of sympathy being allayed to our bad guys while our good ones make some questionable choices.
Take Bree for instance. All this season she’s been heading into both a reckless and a self destructive path, what with isolating her self from her family and getting involved with George. The last two episodes finally snapped some sense back into her as she dumped the psychotic pharmacist and thankfully she seems determined to stick to her guns (pun intended) but George being as awfully persistent as he is, only ups the ante and continues to hound her relentlessness. Obviously “no” is not a word George takes so easily, then.
At a dinner party that Bree holds in her home, George makes with some truly annoying karaoke before Bree puts her NRA skills to work and shoots his karaoke machine down. This hilarious opening sequence may be a blatant rip off to the fantasy where Ruth Fisher had when she walked through a forest and shot all of her significant lovers in the Six Feet Under episode “Ecotone” but it had me in stitches so much that I’ll let it slide. It was a priceless way to open up our latest trip to Wisteria Lane and the remainder of this instalment only got better. It was also a nice reminder that Bree is not the kind of person you would want as an enemy as George learns the hard way tonight.
Marcia Cross once again got to shine and outdid herself as Bree learned more and more about how unstable George really is and her reactions were quite shocking. She confided in Dr Goldfine how she saw a malevolent streak in her ex-lover and when she figured out that George was responsible for assaulting her therapist, she called the police and encouraged him to turn himself into them.
Although Roger Bart has been great as George, delivering some convincing and eerie performances for a man who started off as slightly sad but quickly evolving into a dangerous individual, I found George a little predictable in his last episode. I assumed he would try some form of emotional blackmail in order to win over Bree like he did in “I Wish I Could Forget You”, so even though taking enough pills that could kill him in the hope of Bree saving his life and taking him back may have been surprising but not a huge stretch by George standards.
It’s just a pity for him that he hadn’t banked on Detective Barton filling Bree in on evidence that made George responsible for Rex’s death. I had a feeling that Bree was lying when she told him she called the ambulance but I like the idea of her inaction to save him not being completely black and white. As he was dying she confronted him over killing Rex and gave him the opportunity to redeem himself and confess and he chose not to take. Was it because he was truly evil or because he was a coward? As much as I hate George, I think it may have been the latter.
I’m still undecided of what to think or feel about Bree’s inactions of this episode. She let a man die. Okay she had incentive to not want to help him and I understood where she was coming from but if Bree wasn’t in a stable place before, then she really isn’t now. I can’t wait to see how this pans, I really can’t.
While I’m on the theme of fallouts, the ongoing office politics between Lynette and Nina really hit the fan tonight as Lynette’s attempts of getting even of her rival on two occasions managed to blow up in her face big time. Her attempts of blackmailing Nina after catching her rival and office boy Stu having sex got the latter fired. In fairness, Lynette’s demands were simple. It’s not as if she likes to extort money like Martha Huber, all Nina had to do was to be nice and give up her parking space and she still could’ve maintained her cold steel.
As for Stu, I don’t really hate the guy but isn’t he a tad dense? You wouldn’t have to be a genius that part of Lynette’s encouragement for him to file a sexual harassment complaint against Nina was selfishly motivated, even if he did greatly benefit from it in the end as his lawsuit made a couple of employees at Parcher and Murphy, including Nina redundant. Going by Nina’s comments about Ed it seems a newly promoted Lynette may have won the battle but lost the war and if her ex co-workers find out she’s responsible for them losing their jobs, then she’s going to be one unpopular lady. Even when one of our housewives tries to do good something bad comes out of it.
Good and bad behaviour continue to be a theme with the Solis’ as Gabrielle’s joy for Carlos being released from jail quickly is short lived when she finds out how determined Carlos is to become a good Catholic. Here’s a tip, try apologising to Justin and the cable guy you beat up and actually mean it and then to Edie for stealing her car. You could just see the rage in Gabrielle when her holier than thou adversary, Sister Mary Bernard (the same actress who played that Kimber clone in “Hannah Tedesco”, is playing our “hot” nun) proved to be a tough nut to threaten.
Briefly in “Guilty” last season, Carlos discussed how his and Gabrielle’s materialism made them shallow people and one of his ideas for charity was to sell his car. You could say it’s a nice gesture on his part and maybe Carlos does want to be a better man but it’s going to take more than flogging an expensive car to convince me. As for Sister Mary and Gabrielle, I validate this feud and I want the writers to milk it for all it’s worth.
The good and bad is then finally explored with Susan’s plot as her quest to meet her father actually turned out to be a lot more interesting than I had anticipated. Just with “Colour And Light” we got to see a more rational and mature Susan, aided by a rather subtle but effective performance from Teri Hatcher, which makes a change.
Although I wasn’t totally surprised her father, Addison didn’t want to have anything to do with her, I felt really bad for Susan but I was pleasantly surprised that while she determined not to give up on getting to know her father, she dealt with being rejected in a mature manner. As I’ve stated before and will probably again, this side of Susan needs to be seen more often. Also hats off to the savagely underused Edie for the “acquired taste” comment directed towards Susan during the poker game. It was a really funny moment.
Also in “That’s Good, That’s Bad”
Housewife of the week: I noticed that at Bree’s fabulous parties, it was for her rich friends like Tish in “The Ladies Who Lunch” and not Susan, Gabrielle or Lynette. Bree has also never talked about George to her friends and they’ve shown no knowledge of their relationship.
Nina (to Lynette/co-workers): “All right, let’s recap, shall we? Stinky pitch, working late no apologies”.
Stu: “Hot muffins, any takers?”
Lynette: “No Stu, these people don’t deserve muffins”.
Lynette’s pitched resembled the Puma logo if I’m not mistaken. Stu also got fired for breaking the copier, being late for work and stealing paper clips. He was replaced by a woman named Pat.
Lynette: “You know who’ll have my head”
Bree/Susan/Gabrielle/Edie: “Nina!”
I loved how the ladies said “Nina” in a childlike manner. This was also the third poker game we’ve had in the space of nine episodes but the first with Lynette included. Here’s hoping we see more of them.
Lynette: “How old were you when you lost your virginity?”
Edie: “Good point”.
Susan: “Why, because I went to college?”
Addison: “Because you finished high school”.
The short apple logo thing looks set to stay for the timing. ABC are bored with actual opening credits. This works well for Lost but it looks downright lazy for other series.
Sister Mary: “Money can’t buy happiness”
Gabrielle: “Sure it can. It’s a lie we tell to poor people to stop them from writing”.
As somebody who isn’t exactly religious, even I’m aware than Mass is on every day. Is Gabrielle really that dense?
Susan: “I never did get that horse feed”
Addison: “I’ll set some aside for you”.
Nina (to Lynette, re Ed): “You better kiss those four little kiddies goodbye because you’ve just adopted the neediest kid in the world”.
There was a lot of people missing in this episode: No Karl, Mike, Zach, Paul, Andrew, Danielle, Betty, Matthew or Caleb.
Gabrielle: “If you try to come between me and my husband, I will take you down”
Sister Mary: “I have God on my side, bring it on!”
Bree (re forgiveness): “It’ll be the hardest thing I’ve ever done but I’ll do it. But you have to tell me the truth”
George: “I’m in trouble, you need to call someone”.
There was no chronological reference in this episode.
After a largely disappointing previous episode, “That’s Good, That’s Bad” really made up for it. The themes of good and bad were wonderfully explored in a complex manner and amidst the shocks, there was plenty of humour to revel in but best of all, every plot this week demanded attention, though Bree’s was the best again.