Desperate Housewives

Season 5 Episode 13

The Best Thing That Ever Could Have Happened

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Jan 18, 2009 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Eli: Come on! You've had a gay guy sleeping with you for two years; now those guys are pretty hard to land.
      (Eli and Edie both laugh)
      Eli: Now trust me, no need to be sad. You're a knockout.
      (Eli kisses Edie's hand. In response to this, Edie holds Eli's hand tighter)
      Eli: I...I need this hand back. It's hard to be a handy man without a hand.
      (Edie gives Eli a very passionate kiss)
      Eli: Ms. Britt, what are you doing?
      Edie: Put the mirror over my bed. (pushes Eli backward onto the bed) You know exactly what I'm doing. (climbs onto the bed and prepares to ride Eli)
      Eli: Are you sure about this? I don't want to take advantage over you, unless I have to.
      (Edie rips open Eli's shirt)
      Edie: Oh, I'm sure you'll be gentle. (rips open her own shirt, exposing her bra)