As the years pass, the Wives' shine seems to, sadly, fade; the sixth season so far
3.0
"Bad"
The 6th season found Lynette pregnant (again - are you serious? Have those people never heard of condoms?), which is stupid enough, seems like a cheap way to get their side of the plot going. Even more stupid, she decides to hide the pregnancy from everyone (because every time you get pregnant, your belly is smaller and smaller and easier to conceal, I'm guessing?). I'm not sure what she was thinking of, and how on earth she would explain the state of her belly six month into the pregnancy, but I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Supposedly laughable moments (like the one in the restaurant, where she couldn't drink any of the wine, so Tom had to drink her share) caused by the situation are rather embarrassing than funny, not to mention she could have said he's taking allergy drugs, for example, which don't allow consumption of alcoholic beverages. Gabi, on the other hand, is back to her own self, selfish, slutty and high-maintenance, only without the wit and smarts of the old Gabi. Her character is absolutely depleted of anything likable; she blows the chances for her daughter's education because of her stupid pride, and fails at home-schooling her (no surprise there). Now remember Melrose Place, or Beverly Hills 90210 back in the old days (some of you probably won't), where when the makers ran out of ideas for the plot, she would have the characters sleep with everyone in the pack, literally mixing it up a little bit? It seems like it's happening in Wisteria Lane, too: Bree has taken a lover, and no ordinary lover, but Carl himself , Susan's first husband. Obviously keeping it a secret (not for long, I'm guessing), she 'must choose now'. I wouldn't have a problem with Bree finally finding her libido, but must it be Carl? Again, feels cheap to me.
Susan's Susan. And that's that. Six years of her immaturity and flakiness is too much for me; makes me want to change the channel everytime she's on.
Katherine, being the 5th housewife from now on, was supposed to get her old wit back: instead, she's gone totally crazy, and in a very annoying way.
And of course, with the new season, there's a new mystery, and it's the least intriguing of them all. Not really dark (apart from Angie's horrifying scars on her back) and not really that engaging, will probably turn out to be not that thought-out either. Desperate Housewives is (was?) one of the most interesting and smart titles on television, but as the years pass, the same old tricks lose their shine. The show's had some interesting moments (the episode 'Bang', later the tornado episode) with some interesting action taken by the producers in between of 4th and 5th seasons (the time gap), but now it's not even that apparent that the gap has been there. I'm guessing there will be a lot of fans who will disagree on this review, but to prove my point, watch the first season again, and then try to watch some new episodes/ You'll see the sad difference and the sadder truth.moreless