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(Susan is surprised to see Robin reading a classic)
Susan: "Moby Dick" ?
Robin: It's not what you think. It's about a whale.
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Juanita: I don't want to take a bath!
Gabrielle: Sorry, you need to return the dirt to the earth.
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Gabrielle: (after Carlos asked her why she bought condoms) You know how Ana is dating Danny Bolen?
Carlos: I'm gonna kill him.
Gabrielle: And we have to be realistic.
Carlos: With my bare hands...
Gabrielle: Because they're not gonna listen to reason.
Carlos: And bury him under the porch.
Gabrielle: No, Carlos. What choice do we have? They're two teenagers who are getting seriously involved. Isn't it better to be safe than sorry?
Carlos: But giving them these is like giving them our blessing.
Gabrielle: And that's how I felt at first, but like Angie said, nature's gonna take its course.
Carlos: Yeah, easy for her to say. She's got the boy!
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Bree: (after finding Orson's suicide note) You will not be killing yourself! I will remove every knife, rope and pill from this house and, if I have to, I will be with you 24 hours a day.
Orson: Well, being bored to death wasn't how I was planning to go, but we can try it your way.
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Angie: (talking about Danny and Ana) So... you worried they might be doing it?
Gabrielle: Yeah! What I don't get is why you're not worried.
Angie: They are healthy, red-blooded kids. They're gonna do what they're gonna do.
Gabrielle: So we say nothing and just fluff their pillows?
Angie: We make sure they don't do anything stupid. Have you gotten Ana birth control?
Gabrielle: I make her spend time with Juanita and Celia. I was hoping that would do it.
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Lynette: Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist.
Tom: When we started, you loved her.
Lynette: Yeah, and when we started, I loved you too. Things change.
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Mary Alice: (voiceover) Orson Hodge was smiling again. And Bree would soon learn the reason why. You see, her husband... had decided to kill himself.
