Desperate Housewives

Susan and Mike are trying to find an appropriate name for their baby son. Susan despises Mike's ideas, so they look for names in the newspaper. They overhear someone calling Dr. Conner, and they decide to name their son Conner Delfino. Later, while Susan is playing with Maynard, Mike enters the room and tells his wife that his grandfather died. He wants to name their son after him, and Susan agrees to name him James. Mike then reminds her that James is his paternal grandfather, and that his maternal grandfather's name is Maynard. Susan is horrified to have to name her son Maynard, but she promised Mike she would. When her friends come to visit, and they ask if they had finally named the baby, Susan tells them his name, and they agree it is awful too, and that Susan should do something about it. Susan tries to change his name without Mike knowing, and succeds after a while. When they are preparing to go, a nurse comes in with a wheelchair filled with balloons with the words "Bon voyage, Conner!" in it. Susan tries to get rid of the balloons, telling the nurse Mike was molested by a clown as a child. But Mike comes out of the bathroom before Susan can pop all the balloons, and sees the name "Conner". Susan comes clean, and Mike tells her what his grandfather did to him: he helped opening a school, and after Mike's father was arrested, Maynard took him and his mother and took care of them. Mike didn't want just a name for their son, but also someone for him to live up to. Susan decides to name her son Maynard. She then asks Mike if he thinks their son will be worth it, and Mike tells her that's up to them. At their house, Susan paints a mural with the name "Maynard" in the baby's room.



Lynette is preparing breakfast for her family, and she's making waffles because she knows Kayla loves waffles and she wants to be on good terms with her stepdaughter. Lynette is visited by CPS agents, who inform her Dr. Dolan called them after Kayla let him know that Lynette is abusive towards her. Lynette says she's not that type of mother. The agents tell her they have a security video tape from the store where Lynette slapped Kayla. Lynette and Tom talk to Dr. Dolan, and he says it's is duty to report supposed child abuse whenever he learns of such. Dr. Dolan tells Lynette to let Tom handle the children for a while, and that she has to be nice, otherwise she'll lose custody of all her children. Kayla overhears the conversation, and heads to the bathroom, with an evil smirk on her face. She then burns herself with a curling iron. When Lynette arrives home after visiting Susan at the hospital, the CPS agents and a police officer are waiting for her. Kayla told them Lynette burnt her, and Lynette is arrested. In jail, Lynette asks Tom to do something, but he says he is trying to protect her family. Lynette replies by saying she was the one trying to protect their family, while Kayla was trying to destroy it. Lynette has to go back to her jail. At home, Kayla is playing puzzles in her bedroom, and Tom walks in talking on the cell phone (supposedly to Andrew). He leaves the cell phone on the bedside table, and sits and talks with Kayla. He tells her that when Lynette gets out of jail the two of them can't live under the same roof anymore. Kayla asks him where Lynette is gonna live, and Tom says that she lives there. In their house, with him, the boys and Penny. But she mustn't worry, that they will find a nice place for her to stay. Kayla doesn't want to go anywhere, and confesses that she faked everything and lied to everyone. Tom asks if she is ready to tell that to the police, the CPS and Dr. Dolan, to which Kayla replies that she is. Then she asks if she can stay there, but Tom says she can't, because what she did is awful and he can't trust her anymore. Kayla says if she can't stay then she'll keep lying to everyone. Tom then grabs his cell phone and asks Dr. Dolan, who was on the other side, if he heard everything. Kayla was busted. The next day, Lynette is out of jail and Kayla is sent to live with her maternal grandparents. She tries to apologize while she is driven away. Lynette looks heartbroken but Tom doesn't fall for it.



Bree is being currently stalked by Orson. At church, Reverend Michael Green, who was in North Korea for the past four years, is welcomed back to Fairview. He and Bree meet for dinner at the "Scavo Pizzeria", to discuss the Senior' Lunch. Orson comes in, and Bree asks the Reverend to hold her hand, to give Orson the idea that she's moved on. The Reverend does so pleasantly, and Orson goes away. Later that night, when Rev. Green is driving Bree home, he hits on her, and she throws him back. The next morning, in church, Orson arrives and learns that the Reverend plans to expose Bree as a seductress. Orson confronts Rev. Green, and they have a fight, which is overheard by the every person in the church because the Reverend had his mic on. Bree comes in and spots Orson lying unconscious on the floor. The Reverend leaves. Later, Bree arrives at the hospital to see Orson, and sees him sleeping. The nurse asks her if she would like to wake him up, but Bree doesn't want to. She then asks the nurse to take good care of him, for he's a good man.



Also, Katherine is visited by Wayne, who asks her why Dylan doesn't have scars on her arm resulting from the bike accident she had as a little child. Katherine tells him she visited a plastic surgeon in Chicago. Wayne doesn't believe her, and says she doesn't see Katherine in Dylan. Who wants a piece of Katherine's hair to perform a DNA test, but Bob and Lee show up just in the nick of time to tell Katherine they are getting married in a commitment ceremony and they desperately need a caterer. Wayne leaves.

The next day, Bree and Katherine go shooting together, and they talk about the commitment ceremony and what Katherine needs to take care of bad guys. When Katherine arrives home, Adam is waiting for her, and he tells his wife they should go on a trip with Dylan to escape from Wayne, and never come back. The two go together to Dylan's recital, and Adam goes outside during the break. Wayne meets with him, Adam not knowing who he is, and tells Adam he has a flat tire, asking for his help. When Adam asks him which one is his daughter, Wayne hits him over the head, knocking him out, and drags him into his car. Later, hidden somewhere, Wayne wakes up an unconscious Adam with a bucket of cold water, and tells him who he is, scaring Adam.



When Ellie goes shopping, Gabrielle and a police officer disguised as a handyman break into her room to plant mics. Ellie returns because she forgot her purse and Gaby pretends to be having an affair with the handyman. Ellie is very upset by this, and she finally tells Gabrielle why: when she was young, her mother cheated on her father, and when he found out, he left them. She grew up without a father and had to do some things she wasn't proud of in order to survive. In the meantime, the detectives, who were listening in on the conversation, catch Ellie's boss, and Gabrielle comes clean and allows Ellie to escape through the back.