Desperate Housewives

Orson Hodge had always assumed that the moment before he died his entire life would flash before his eyes but as he fell from the roof of Fairview Memorial Hospital it wasn't his life he saw it was one night in particular.
The night Monique died. Mike went to buy the missing pieces and Orson came and in the kitchen Monique was on the floor and Gloria was cleaning the wrench with a towel. She told him that it was in self defense. She told her to stay away from Orson but she didn't listen and she attacked her. Orson wants to call the police but Gloria tells him that she lost someone she loved thanks to him and tells him that he owes her. They start to remove the body but Mike comes back.
Now there is a scene when Mike comes into kitchen and Orson is there with his yellow gloves. Monique is on the other side of the table but she is bleeding and Orson wants to get ride of Mike. He pays him and gives him the wrench. Mike left and Gloria hid herself in another room and she tells Orson that he did very well and they need to get rid of the body.
Orson is digging a hole and Gloria removes all of her teeth. Orson is furious about it and when he grabs the claws out of Gloria's hand she is pushed and she falls into the hole he dug up for Monique. That is how she broke her hip.
Orson Hodge had always assumed that his life would flash before his eyes the moment before he died. Orson falls from the roof on the tree which absorbed the impact and then falls on the ground. Paramedics are there to help him. Luckily for Orson that moment wasn't scheduled for today.

The first light of Sunrise (Edie wakes up), the sound of the cat purring (Ida's is woken up by her cat), the smell of fresh coffee (Ian wakes Susan with a fresh coffee). There are many things the housewife likes to wake up to but an unexpected quest in her bed is not one of them.
Gabrielle wakes up and Zack is in his underwear in her bed. She asks him what is he doing here and he tells her that he had been in here house whole night and he is not one of the guys who gets up and leaves right after. Gabrielle asks him right after what and Zack points to condom wrapper. He tells her that she was amazing and tells her that he has so many awesome plans for them in the future. Gabrielle has a hangover and goes to bathroom to throw up.

Lynette wakes up but Tom has already gotten up. He asks him what he is doing in the kitchen and he tells her that he was thinking about the opening tonight and he thought that they could run out of breadsticks. He is so under stress because he wants everything to be perfect. He tries breadstick but tells her that they are too salty. She tells him that he is acting like her when she was six months pregnant and Tom tells her that he doesn't go around hitting people. Lynette gives him some pills and tells him to go to get some sleep.

Bree is in the hospital and Andrew is with her. She asks what happened and he tells her that she fell from the ladder and when she asks for Orson Andrew tells her that he tried to commit suicide. Bree tells Andrew that he had no reason to kill himself. He tells her that he heard them arguing yesterday and maybe he was feeling guilty because Bree told him to turn himself in or else, and the next thing she falls from the ladder. He tells her that he will take her home as soon as he can.

Ian came with Susan to pick Jane's belongings. Andrew walks by and Susan is surprised to see him and he tells her about Bree.
Susan visits Bree and Bree tells her that Mike is completely innocent and Bree knows everything and Susan tells her that they never really stopped being friends.
There is a switch between Jane's and Mike's things and Ian finds an engagement ring. Ian is not pleased with the ring and Susan returns and tells him that Bree can prove Mike's innocence.

Carlos talked with the doctors by the phone and tells Mike that Orson will survive. It all depends now on what Orson tells the police and Mike can got busted for attempted murder. Susan overheard the conversation.

Lynette is at the pizzeria and she tells Andrew over the phone that he can take care of her mother and he will work only two short hours. 50 wrong chairs are delivered to the pizzeria and Lynette takes the papers and tells them that she accidentally switched two numbers in the code for her chairs.
Lynette is in panic there is not enough time and pizzeria opens in five hours. She needs to find chairs before the pizzeria opens.

Mike goes to Gabrielle's house and asks her about Zack and he being at his underwear in front of her house at 7 A.M. that morning. Gabrielle tells him after hesitation that they had sex and she doesn't remember. Zack told her that she was amazing which totally sounds like her. Lynette gets out of the house with chairs and says thanks to Gaby once again. Gabrielle tells Carlos to help her but he is staying away from this one. He goes and tells her that he is going to warn the Scavo boys.

Shrink is speaking with Orson but he wants to see his wife but the doctor tells him that he can't. Doctor tells him why he tried to kill himself. Orson tells him that he didn't try to kill himself but shrink knows about his time that he spent in psychiatric hospital.
Orson starts to tell him about his family. He tells him that his parents were highly religious. When he was sixteen his father had an affair and that caused a scandal in his church. He became depressed he started drinking heavily. His mother grew concern she didn't want to leave him alone. One night she had to visit a sick friend and he had to stay home to watch over his father but he made plans with his friends and he thought that he could leave him for a little while. When he returned he found his father in bathtub with his wrists cut. Mother blamed him for his death ever since.

Gloria is calling the hospital to check on patient last name Hodge and she is in shock when she fined out that there are two Hodges in the hospital.
Gloria tells Alma that Orson tried to kill himself. Her point is that the suicide is hardly the act of a happily married man. Alma tells her to give it up because he doesn't love her. Gloria tells her that Bree will be gone soon and Orson will then need a good woman like Alma. Alma is in shock because she knows that she will try to harm Bree. In the room where she is locked there is a window high up and she climbs on the table and then tries to open the window.

Tom arrives at pizzeria and he is shock when he sees all the different chairs. He is mad at Lynette because she blew it up and ruined the perfect night.

Andrew needs to go to work and Danielle needs to stay and take care of Bree. Andrew leaves and Gloria is watching closely everything what is going on from Alma's house.

Everyone is at the pizzeria. Gabrielle is there too and Zack comes and wants to talk about them because he is so happy that she is in his life now. He tells her that this is the first time that he is happy since his mother Mary Alice killed herself. Zack wants to kiss her but she manages to evade it. Gabrielle talks with Carlos and tells him that she is in hell because she can't break Zack's heart and she wants Carlos to go all jealous and to tell Zack that if he can't have her nobody can.
Carlos is at the bathroom and Zack is at the urinal and Carlos is right next to him and then Carlos sees his penis and he tells him that he wanted to talk with him but tells him to forget that he said anything. Carlos tells Gabrielle that she would have remembered if they had sex and he points at the biggest ham in the pizzeria. She would remember that much.

Gloria comes to Bree's house and tells Danielle that she made soup for Bree.
Gloria tells Danielle that she is surprised to see her at home, she expected her to be at the pizzeria tonight. Danielle tells her that she had to stay home to watch over Bree and Gloria tells her to go that she will watch over Bree herself and tells her that before she leaves to give Bree the soup because she can't manage to bring it because of her hip.

Alma finally opened the window and now she is on the roof and she screams for help. She sees Danielle but she is to busy checking her make up. Alma falls from the roof.

Tom is so happy with the opening but Lynette is sad because Tom overreacted. Susan came and she stumbles upon Mike and tells him that she heard that he had something to do with Orson falling from the hospital.

Gabrielle wants Zack to admit that they didn't have sex. Zack is sorry but he thought that if she saw him as a lover she would stop seeing him as a boy. She is mad at him and walks away.

Edie wants to make a toast. She tells Tom that she didn't believe that he can make this so good.
Tom tells everybody that this is all perfect thanks to his wife Lynette.
In the spirit of this ceremony and joy Ian wants to say something. He proposes to Susan and she accepts it.
Zack also want to say something and he proposes Gabrielle. She is in shock and tells him to go outside with her.

Nurse brings the pills to Orson and he tells her that he wants to speak with his wife but Bree checked out already. Nurse tells him that his mother called and wants them to keep Orson overnight. Orson picks the phone and calls Bree but nobody is answering the phone. Gloria takes the knife and goes upstairs.

Gabrielle tells Zack to leave her alone and he leaves her with his heart broken. Carlos saw everything and he talks with Gabrielle and he tells her that it is hard for him to be friends with her and Gabrielle tells him to try to keep it up as long as he can because she needs him.
Andrew sees Danielle at the pizzeria and he is mad at her because she left Bree alone with Gloria.

Bree is groggy because of the pills Gloria put in the soup. Gloria tells her that she came to take care of her. Bree is calling for help but nobody is home. Gloria tells her to rest and she will make a nice warm bath for her. Gloria made a nice bath for Bree and lit the candles all around the tub.
Gloria tells Bree that it is hard for her to do this. With Monique it was easy because she was a slut but Bree is a good woman and she didn't know that Orson was married and Gloria won't let him to be his father's son.

Nurse brings food to Orson but he escaped from the hospital.

Gloria put Bree into the tub and then she hears the car. Andrew is home and he goes upstairs and Gloria hits him whit her stick and Andrew falls from the stairs.

Gloria prepared everything to look like a suicide and she prepared to cut her wrists. Orson comes home and sees Bree in the tub and he realizes that Gloria killed his father the same way she tries to kill Bree. Orson kicks Gloria and saves Bree.
Orson puts Bree to bed and Gloria calls him for help. She tells him that something is not right. She had suffered a stroke. Orson has a plan and he carries his mother to Alma's house and then they both saw Alma dead and he leaves Gloria's body next to hers.

Bree wakes up and Orson tells her that everything will be all right.
Tomorrow morning one of the neighbors will stumble on a gruesome surprise, two bodies side by side. (Ida sees Gloria and Alma and calls the police). The police will conclude that Alma jumped from the roof and when Gloria saw her she suffered the stroke. When they search the house they will find a letter in which Alma faked her death and a bag of Monique's teeth. In the face of such evidence they will have to drop all charges against Mike Delfino.
Orson tells Bree that they will have the honeymoon they never got around to. Bree asks about Gloria.
Orson visits her at the hospital. The stroke left her completely paralyzed she can't even speak. He won't call the police because she is already in jail. He turns her head and tells her to watch him as he goes away from her life forever.

A surprising thing happened to Orson Hodge as he left Fairview Memorial hospital. His life began to flash before his eyes but it wasn't his past he saw it was his future. Ordinary suburban days filled with ordinary suburban moments each made beautiful because of the housewife by his side. Orson could finally live a life without secrets.
Orson comes home and he is completely happy.

Written by vukcevic