After The Storm
Written by Jamie Gorenberg And Jordan Nardino
Directed by Larry Shaw
9.0
"Superb"
Karen (to Lynette): "I know what you're thinking but don't. If you had been there it wouldn't have made one bit of difference".
When the whole town of Wisteria Lane suffers the effects of a tornado in one episode, it's only natural that the next episode would be dedicated to the aftermath of such events. After all, we were left with one almighty cliff-hanger.
Lynette's been through a lot in such a short space of time this season. She's had to battle cancer, deal with her mother as well as her unfeeling sisters and now there's a possibility that she could lose either Tom or one of the kids if not all of them.
Okay truth be told, I get that while this show enjoys taking some risks, it's very doubtful that the writers would be this cruel to Lynette. I mean it's not like Wisteria Lane has suddenly become Albert Square (perish the thought) but hey, props to the writers for teasing the possibility of things turning bad.
In the opener we have the other woman argue between trying to give Lynette false hope and preparing her for the worst. Naturally it's Edie who seems to more game for the latter response but even this is out of concern rather than malice. Edie might not be the kindest of people recently but she is right to think the worst. We all know that Lynette is after all.
Fortunately, it turns out that the worst hasn't happened to Lynette. One by one all the kids and Tom emerge from the ruins of Karen's house. As a viewer, I'll admit that I'm pleased mainly because Lynette's my favourite of the housewives and also because the character has suffered more than enough in my opinion.
However not everyone gets to live another day as the promise of a friend dying turns out to be Ida. Apparently the poor dear became a casualty in making sure that Tom and the kids were out of harm's way and the always sensitive Parker is quick to drop that little nugget on Lynette and Karen.
It's funny that although Ida has been on the series since the first half of Season One, as a character there was still quite a bit we didn't know about her. In fact all I can remember is that she might have been an alcoholic and judging by the previous episode, she was considered a genuine friend by Karen.
Knowing that Ida's demise saved her family, Lynette's in a plausibly philosophical mood and openly wonders what might have been if Ida had survived. Because Karen isn't exactly the sentimental type, Lynette's musings are quickly shot down but the impact of Ida's death does run throughout the episode with Lynette and Karen.
For instance Lynette takes it upon herself to help Karen in cleaning Ida's house and we soon learn that the woman led a colourful life. On the funny side of things, this colourful life also seemed devoid of scandal which for a resident in Fairview must be quite an accomplishment.
The other sad fact about Ida's passing is that it brings two vile relatives in the shape of Erica and Carter. They're Ida's nephew and niece and more concerned with what they can get rather than their aunt passing away. Actually to be more spot on, they come across as rather like caricatures.
They're openly nasty to both Lynette and Karen with little to no reason and instead of respecting Ida's wishes; they fixate on their own agenda. Lynette doesn't take kindly to this and ends up swapping Ida's ashes for dust. Normally you could scold Lynette for this but the likelihood of Carter and Erica doing the right thing even with Ida's ashes didn't look likely.
Lynette might not have had any close relationship with Ida but given that the woman saved her family, it's nice to see Lynette go to extremes to respect the woman's dying wishes. Scattering her ashes in a baseball field with Karen is a great moment for both of them, even if they do get arrested for doing it.
One of the highlights of this episode is that Lynette and Karen's relationship seems to get stronger here. I think Karen appreciated Lynette's steely determination in doing right by Ida and although rather cheesy, Lynette is once again given a reason to feel blessed that she (along with her family) is alive.
Of course she isn't the only who has big things to deal with. Bree might not have had the horror of wondering whether any family members were alive or dead but she did find her home destroyed (though nowhere near as bad as Karen's) and had to move herself, Orson and Benjamin in with Susan and Julie.
The idea of homemaker Bree and eternal klutz Susan sharing a house together has all the trapping of some fun but predictable comedy and the writers don't exactly hold back with the plot either. I guess some things are just too good to resist when you think about it.
Susan might love Bree as a friend but she wasn't exactly jumping for joy about sharing her house with her. However she soon changed her tune when Bree started cooking gourmet meals. Hell, Susan even quipped about her oven actually being used and given how well documented it is that Susan is such a lousy cook, I'm surprised that Bree didn't have to dust it down before she started cooking.
However if Susan didn't want to share with Bree, then clearly the feeling was mutual. Bree couldn't wait to get back to her own house and when Bob and Lee happen to mention that Walter the contractor broke up with his boyfriend, Bree had no problem in using Andrew to get Walter back to working on her home.
Now I like Bree and there are times when her unorthodox methods for getting things done are amusing but pimping out your own kid to get your home fixed up is rather sleazy, even when played for laughs. Worse still is that Andrew is willing to go along with it, even though he's supposed to have left his rent boy past in the past.
Fortunately while that plot may reek of nausea, I will commend Walter for having some self-respect. Bob and Lee might not rate him as a stunner and while Walter strikes me as a bloke with a few self-esteem issues, it seems he's not really into younger guys or at least not Andrew to fall for Bree's little trick.
It also didn't help that Susan decided to sabotage Bree's as well. If you thought she put her foot in it with Lee in "If There's Anything I Can't Stand", then she truly excels herself by virtually tearing at Walter's self-esteem and bringing up some of Andrew's personal history. At least this time it was actually deliberate which only goes to prove that Susan's not entirely soft in the head.
The reason behind this bold sabotage though is understandable. With Mike in rehab, Susan's craving a form of stability and having Bree as homemaker extraordinaire gives her that. She even honestly opens up to Bree about her behaviour and in a sweet scene; Bree conveys the sympathy that Susan needs.
I do feel bad for Susan and while I understand why she did what she did, I will admit that it mightn't hurt Susan to be a little self-reliant too. Opening up to Bree was great but she's also going to have to deal with Mike being away like an adult too.
As for Gabrielle and Carlos, the best thing I can tell you about their plot this week is that Edie is kept well away from it. Given the amount of damage that she's attempted, this is more than a good thing but it doesn't mean that things are looking up for the selfish duo either.
No in fact, losing the documents for the Caiman island accounts was bad enough for the pair financially but Gabby getting nothing out of Victor really must have stung. Given that I wouldn't wish Gabrielle on my worst enemy, her ability of being a dreadful wife hasn't gone unnoticed by Milton.
Unlike Victor, Milton is a lot more clever in getting even with Gabrielle. Not only does he take great delight in pointing out that she's left with nothing but he's also able to shame her into leaving Victor's funeral. A part of me does actually feel a bit sorry for Gabrielle, mainly because underneath it all, Victor was a jerk but at the same time, it's not like she didn't deserve it either.
However one thing that she doesn't deserve is Carlos being blind. That's the unfortunate outcome of his own injuries of the tornado and unsurprisingly enough, it's also one that he's not particularly keen on sharing with Gabrielle. Could it be that he's right in fearing that if Gabby knew his blindness was permanent she would leave him? I don't blame Carlos for having that fear. It shows sense on his part.
Speaking of fears, Adam's came true last week when Katherine discovered that he did sleep with crazy Sylvia and even though the woman is dead, Katherine still wants him to leave. No offence but while I don't condone cheating, I still get why Adam chose to cheat on her. Katherine is almost too cold and unfeeling. Even Bree wasn't this anally retentative in the first season.
However while Katherine might like to think she's morally superior, Adam soon gets wind that she's not whiter than white. Basically he finds the letter Aunt Lily scribed before kicking the bucket and effectively dumps Katherine. Whatever the hell she did, it's obviously bad enough for both Adam to reclaim the moral high ground and for Dylan to shriek in disgust when she finds remains of it. Any chance it involves Dylan's father?
Also in "Welcome To Kanagawa"
The previously on bit just focused on the tornado. Like I mentioned earlier, there's no way they could've time skipped with this one.
Adam: "So I guess this is over".
Katherine: "The fact that she's dead doesn't change the fact you slept with her".
We saw Bob and Lee's lame fountain destroyed among wreckage as well as a lawnmower of Bree's and Kayla's music box.
Susan (to Julie, re Bree): "How do you say no to a person in need? That wasn't a rhetorical question. What do you have?"
Gabrielle: "I guess there's nothing disrespectful about a ball point figure. Which is?"
Milton: "You won't be getting a dime".
Gabby began to use the same excuses about Victor that she did about Carlos as well to Milton.
Bree: "Walter's gay?"
Lee: "Yes. Some of them build homes and decorate them. Sometimes God gives with both hands".
Julie (re Bree): "Duck a la range. She says it's making a comeback".
Susan: "And my oven is making it's debut".
The only housewives that Bob and Lee have yet to share a scene with are Gabrielle and Edie. I'm betting they get on with at least one of those women.
Karen: "I have it. She promised me it if she kicked the bucket first".
Erica: "Do you have that in writing?"
Bree (to Walter): "Andrew's also an out and proud homosexual".
Orson: "He's here, he's queer and we're used to it".
Andrew: "Since when?"
Now that Susan has brought up Justin, I have to admit that I was disappointed that we didn't get a reason as to why him and Andrew haven't patched things up.
Bree (to Andrew): "You can raise a man's hopes without satisfying them. I've done it all my life".
Doctor: "She's not going to leave you because you lost sight".
Carlos: "You don't know Gabby".
In terms of the main cast, everyone with the exception of Mike and Danielle were in this episode.
Adam (to Katherine): "We're about even in the betrayal department. In fact I think you win".
Chronology: This episode takes place where "Something's Coming" left off.
After such a powerful episode, I was prepared for "Welcome To Kanagawa" to be a little bit disappointing but this was an incredible follow up and yet another well written character episode to boot. Looking forward to the post-writer's strike episodes all the more.