Lynette: I want you to call that woman and tell her you are never seeing her again.
Porter: Her name is Anne.
Lynette: Her name is Mrs. Schilling; she was you T-ball coach when you were six. By the way, does your best friend know you're sleeping with his mother?
Porter: We're... keeping our relationship from Kirby for now.
Tom: This isn't a relationship. You're being used by this woman.
Porter: No, I'm not. I love her.