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Edie: You froze me out. You threatened to ruin my business and then you ran me out of town. Now it's taken me five years to stop hating you. The least you can do is show some respect.
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Katherine: I thought we were partners.
Bree: We are. That's why your name is on the dedication page.
Katherine: You were right about the dedication, Bree. It really was the least you could do.
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Bree: Katherine! Fantastic news. "What's Cooking Fairview" is sending out a camera crew tomorrow to do a piece of me and the book.
Katherine: Oh, which I just finished this morning.
Bree: You read it already?
Katherine: Yes, I couldn't put it down. But I have to tell you, at least a dozen recipes are missing a pretty crucial ingredient.
Bree: Really? What?
Katherine: My name!
Bree: Excuse me?
Katherine: Bree, your book is filled with recipes that we developed together, and some of them are flat out mine!
Bree: Oh, don't be silly. I may have based a few on your recipes but I always change something.
Katherine: Like what? The font?
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Susan: Edie, is that really you?
Edie: You know someone else my age with a body like this?
Bree: So...you're back?
Lynette: What happened to your tenant?
Edie: He came into some money and decided to move. So we thought, what the heck, let's move back!
Gabrielle: We?
Edie: Oh, you don't know. I have a husband now.
Susan: Really? Whose?
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Photographer: The concept is, sweetie, you're taking the pie out of the oven, your face aglow with surprise.
Bree: Why am I surprised?
Photographer: Because it turned out so perfectly.
Bree: Well, that's no surprise, my pies are always perfect.
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Mary Alice: (voiceover) It goes by so quickly. In a flash, the life we knew is gone forever and we're left to ask ourselves: How could he have left me? When did my beauty start to fade? Why has my friend changed? Was I the best mother I could have been.? Of course, there are some people who understand how quickly time passes. That's why they're so determined to get what they want...before it's too late.
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Mary Alice: (voiceover) It will happen to all of us eventually. The moment will come when we ask ourselves: Where did the time go? How did the children I once cradled grow up so very quickly? How did the life I dreamt of turn into a career I never expected? And how did that woman I saw each day in the mirror become someone I don't even recognize?
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Edie: Mrs. McCluskey, you're still alive!
Karen: It's nice to see you too, Edie.
Edie: This is my husband, Dave Williams.
Karen: So how did you two meet? (to Dave) You run a free clinic or something?
Dave: I'm sorry, who are you?
Karen: Karen McCluskey, Edie's best friend on the street.
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Edie: Gaby, I have to ask... what the hell happened to you? Look at you, your clothes, your hair. Carlos might be blind, but the rest of us aren't.
Gabrielle: I had two children.
Edie: For what...breakfast?
Dave: Edie? On your first day back at the neighborhood?
Edie: (to Dave) You're right. (to Gabrielle) I'm sorry, Gaby. It was rude and insensitive and it won't happen again.
Gabrielle: Really? Okay.
Dave: Now, shouldn't we offer your friends something to eat?
Edie: Oh, I baked some muffins.
Lynette: (to Dave) Please don't take this the wrong way, but we love you.
