Destination Truth

Tony: (after most of their luggage goes missing) We're not in that bad of shape. Josh: We have the cameras? Tony: No. Josh: Wetsuits? Tony: No. Josh: Scuba gear? Tony: No. Josh: Audio equipment? Tony: No, none of that showed up. Josh: Tony, what do we have? Tony: We have the medical bag. Josh: Okay, so we have band aids. Tony: And aspirin. Josh: That's good, because I do feel a headache coming on, now.

Josh: (at the Cyprus airport) 'Kay, we've got half the bags. Ryder: Well, big shocker, mine didn't make it. Josh: Well, we'll get you some skimpy bathing suit to wear. Josh: During the investigation?! Josh: This is going to be the highest rated episode ever!

Josh: (looking for food at a Thai night market) We've got ants, we've got beetles, we've got grasshoppers... Ryder: Basically, the cast of A Bug's Life. Josh: (to the vender) Sir, are you just frying anything you find, is that what's happening here? Ryder, I know what you want, you want the old flying cockroach. Boom! (he tosses it into her open mouth, and she crunches it) Ryder: Reminds me of my old apartment. I used to wake up with these in my mouth all the time.

Rex: (grabbing Ryder) Look out, look out, look out! Ryder: What?! What?! WHAT?! What do you see?! Rex: (pointing at a pit viper) Snake. Oh my God, I don't know if I scared me more, or the snake. Ryder: Nope, you scared me more, definitely me more.