Detention Season 1 Episode 13

Miss Kisskillya: We both understand the importance of following rules, don't we?
Gug: I guess so. I mean I never collect my two hundred dollars before I pass go.

Jim: (about Gug) Even the Joker wouldn't rat on his friends, and he is the meanest super villain ever.

Gug: Whatever it is, I didn't do it. I swear.
Miss Kisskillya: No, no, no. You've got it all wrong private. I just want to have a word with you.
Gug: How about the word "adios?"

Sharenna: (About Gug) Sergeant Sardine struck again.

Gug: I thought you guys were just trying to set me up.
Jim: We were. We swiped your gym shoes so you would have to go to Phys. Ed. in your street shoes.

(Gug showed Sharenna the report he stole back)
Sharenna: How did you get it back from under watch-dog Kisskillya's nose?
Gug: Let's just say I swiped it while she was tied up.

(Orangejella and Lemonjella explained to Gug that Sharenna needed to get an invitation out of the teacher's lounge)
Gug: Why should I care? I'm not invited to her stupid party anyway.
Orangejella and Lemonjella: It was your invitation.

Jim: Am I invited?
Sharenna: Of course Jim. How else are we able to play "pin tha tale on the dorkey?"

Sharenna: Whats Duncan doing?
Jim: He is trying to master a new yo-yo trick called the web of treatury. No one in the world has ever been able to do it.
Sharenna: What's so bad about it? (Duncan gets tangled up in his yo-yo) Forget I asked.

Sharenna: Look at all these sitations. I've been busted more times than the school windows that face the baseball field.

Orangejella:(to Gug) Thanks to you...
Lemonjella: No one is going to get to go to the party now.
Jim: Ouch. Even Wonder Woman's bracelets couldn't have deflected that one.

Gug: You guys are going on report too.
Emmitt and Jim: For what?
Gug: Making fun of the long arm of the law.
Emmitt: You mean the short arm of the law?

Gug: I'm just standing up for what is right.
Emmitt: Standing up? I thought you were standing down.

Emmitt: There is a great evil among us.
Jim: Lex Luthor is here?! Where? Where?
Emmitt: No. I'm talking about Gug.

Miss Kisskillya: I expect a complete report on my desk by Friday.
Gug: And what if I don't?
Miss Kisskillya: ETERNAL DETENTION!!!

Shelley: What are you doing?
Sharenna: Planning a party for Saturday night.
Shelley: Oh. I just adore parties. Can I come over and give you a new hair-doo?
Sharenna: No way Shelley. Last time you did that, it looked more like a scare-doo.
Shelley: Well how was I supposed to know you shouldn't use flammable hairspray with hot rollers?

(Miss Kisskillya just missed Gug when she lunged at him)
Gug: HA! You missed me.
Miss Kisskillya: So you think you can outsmart old Comeback Kisskillya, huh? (She gets up) Well I wasn't a linebacker for the United States Marines three years in a row for nothing. CHARGE!!!
(She misses Gug and is thrown back by Duncan's Yo'Yo)
Gug: TOUCHDOWN!
Miss Kisskillya: (delirious) First did ten, do it again.

(Gug just left Miss. Kisskillya's office)
Emmitt: Did you get totally busted?
Gug: Worse. I got totally trusted.

(Miss Kisskillya said Gugg has to be the new hall monitor)
Miss Kisskillya: I smell victory.
Gugg: I smell it too, and it stinks.