Dexter

Masuka: (While fire alarm is on) All clear, everybody out! Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.

Lundy: Too much background noise over there. Hearing's the first thing to go. Or is it memory? I always forget.

Dexter: (pulls fire alarm) (voice over) Apparently the new Dexter is stuck in high school. Maybe I am a late bloomer.

Angel: No job, no relationship. You got guns and a minor assault record. Olson: And I voted for George Bush. Both times. What's your point?

Lundy: (holding an animal cracker) Is this a lion or a hippo? Masuka: I think it's a lion. Lundy: (takes a bite) Tastes like a hippo.

Deb: Olson just came in. Saw himself on the three o'clock news and showed up with his lawyer. I hope we nail his ass to the wall. Masuka: I love it when you talk dirty.

Dexter: (after having sex with Lila, his sponsor) Which step was that?

Doakes: You want to hit me? Go for it. I've been waiting for a chance to take your ass out. Dexter: I know how you feel, Sergeant.

Lundy: (about vigilante justice) This kind of thing catches on, we're looking at an epidemic. Masuka: Kinda like herpes. Deb: Fuckin' A, Masuka. I'm trying to listen. Masuka: One in four, Morgan. One in four.

Video Tech: You can watch streaming video of the marina right now if you want to. Masuka: Yeah, maybe we'll get to see some pontoon porn.

Gail: (to Dexter) What kind of career choice is blood spatter, exactly? Rita: He helps catch criminals, mother. Lila: And it makes perfect sense really, what with Dexter's mother and everything. (awkward silence) You know. She's... dead.

Gail: Rita's ex-husband shot heroin. Lila: Like Dexter. (to Rita) Guess we know your type, don't we? Rita: Just can't seem to help myself.

Dexter: Your mom told me about your cultural presentation at school. Did your teacher assign you a country yet? Cody: (points on globe) Saudi Arabia. Dexter: No, that's Israel. I won't tell the Saudis you said that.

Angel: (about the Bay Harbor Butcher) Take your time in there. We've never been this close to this pendejo. Dexter: (voice over) Closer than you think, amigo.

Lundy: Rumor has it you have a knack for tracking serial killers. Dexter: I hear the same about you. Deb: (sarcastically) Dexter also enjoys long walks on the beach and foreign films. Lundy: Then we've got a lot to talk about.

Doakes: (about Dexter) I may be out of line with this, but did he fall off the wagon? Deb: What wagon? The only wagon Dexter's ever had is a Radio Flyer.

Lila: Whatever's inside you is splattered all over that paper that I took from your lab. Dexter: Looks messy. Lila: It probably is.