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    pro_odeh

    [1]Nov 20, 2007
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    As we all know there are many memorable quotes from this series. And I thought it would be an idea to collect some of the best here.

    I'll start with my favourite: "I own you" *bang*.

    So bring the rest on!

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    blond-moment

    [2]Nov 20, 2007
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    I will not kill my sister.

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    Nickpick

    [3]Nov 20, 2007
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    "thanks for spporting the team" "F**k you"

    "pardon my T*ts"

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    mrsquinto

    [4]Nov 20, 2007
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    Nah... Miami's too hot for all that leather
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    cynderbuster

    [5]Nov 20, 2007
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    (Rita was talking about how she wanted to hurt the bay harbor butcher and then told Dexter to have a nice day.)

    Dexter to himself: Make up your mind

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    michaelhanergod

    [6]Nov 20, 2007
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    "Lets just say i'm not exactly the boy next door"
    cool line he he
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    selowitch

    [7]Nov 20, 2007
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    "With billions spent on homeland security, it can't be as easy as a couple of snips.... So much for the war on terror."
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    antwanz500

    [8]Nov 20, 2007
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    Posted in oher thread:

    Masouka: "Why do you get a hug and I only get a tap on the nose?"
    Batista: "Cause you're like a retarded puppy"
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    hotsauce_8_24

    [9]Nov 21, 2007
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    Cody: How did you get that ugly scar?!
    Dexter: Swordfight. I won.
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    danno49

    [10]Nov 21, 2007
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    Dexter: "I'm a neat monster."
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    pro_odeh

    [11]Nov 21, 2007
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    The alien voice over:

    Dexter: "I've always been good with parents. the key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe.", "you have fibres and threads unknown to us", "your ancient customs intrigue me".

    Rita's mother asks Dexter to tell her everything there is to know about him.

    Dexter: "You have made me your sworn enemy, evil woman".

    Rita's mother later says thatthe BHB has her seal of approval.

    Dexter:"Perhaps I have misjudged you, O wise one".

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    GrifterTWolf

    [12]Nov 21, 2007
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    The episode: "Let's Give the Him a Hand"

    Dexter (seriously, not intending to joke upon seeing Tucci's severed hand at a crime scene): "Nice Handjob..."

    Had me laughing pretty well.

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    MadQueen

    [13]Nov 22, 2007
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    Lundy owning Dexter.

    DEXTER: Hi, you wanted to...
    LUNDY: Morgan, come in. Can I offer you some tea?
    DEXTER: No, thank you. I'm...
    DEXTER (VO): And he pours it anyway. He's trying to throw me off balance, show that I don't have the power to say no to him.
    LUNDY: How about some sesame crackers to go with that?
    DEXTER (VO): So I'll say yes to everything.
    DEXTER: I'd love some.
    LUNDY: Oh, sorry. Guess I ate them all.
    DEXTER (VO): A**hole.
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    lynnifer

    [14]Nov 22, 2007
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    Deb to Dexter when described how women say things they don't mean: "You're hung like a grape." LMAO - every time!
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    brendandistefan

    [15]Nov 22, 2007
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    Doakes: "Oh, and you owe me a Michelin you motherf*****."
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    Stitllams

    [16]Nov 23, 2007
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    Since the "I own you" quote is already taken.

    Dexter: (Voice Over) "The Lila Experiment is officially over."

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    grubsmack

    [17]Nov 24, 2007
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    Just read my signature.

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    b_zhulander

    [18]Nov 24, 2007
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    Angel to Dexter: "You must've been a motherf*** at cat's cradle."
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    mrsquinto

    [19]Nov 25, 2007
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    Lila: (about Cody) He's trying to control you. By hiding toys in your bag, you have no choice but to return them to him.
    Dexter: He's seven. He seldom has thoughts more complicated than the desire for candy.
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    dulak33

    [20]Nov 26, 2007
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    mrsquinto wrote:
    Lila: (about Cody) He's trying to control you. By hiding toys in your bag, you have no choice but to return them to him.
    Dexter: He's seven. He seldom has thoughts more complicated than the desire for candy.


    ya that quote there by Lila clearly shows what her personality is like ... have you ever noticed that people with certain personality traits often 'feel' that other people act the same way (even when they clearly dont).
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