Showtime (ended 2013)
Episode 10 season 1The look ofexcitement on Dexter's face when he say's
"It's been a while since we went prophylactic"
I almost died from laughter but I'm a little strange! Great scene though.
Yet another example of why writers are SOOOOO important!
Without them, the characters would have nothing to say, much less things so very clever!
So many of my favorites already taken!
Here's a couple more. . .
"Masuoka: Hey Morgan, wanna sit on my lap when we're done and tell me what you want for Christmas.
Deb: And he's back. No thanks, last thing on my wish list is a burning sensation when I pee."
"Neighbor: Walter is an outside dog.
Dexter: Hey, you put Walter inside, Walter is an inside dog.
Neighbor: He doesn't like being inside.
Dexter: He tell you that?"
Ok. . . having just finished enjoying Season 2 (was holding out, in case the Writer's Guild strike went too long). . . I have a new favorite, already quoted, but too good to NOT be repeated.
"Lila: Oh hi, I'm Lila. Oh, pardon my t*ts."
Registered simply to reply to this thread! So many excellent quotes from this show.
*Debra bursts into Dexter's room after meeting Lila for the first time. Dexter is in bed and his room is full of lit candles*
Debra: Are you gonna f*ck her or set her on fire?!
Also another Debra quote (best character IMHO)
*Debra and Masuka are looking for the menthol wrapper*
Debra: Im going to punch you in the neck!
(these are from memory, forgive any misquotes)
Season 2- Dex, Lies and Videotape
(Lundy and Masuka in the elevator...)
Masuka- so i hear a rumour you're tracking all our internet activity. So is it true? Cause i can explain all that she-male stuff...
Masuka is so awesome!!!
(Not sure if anyone has done this one yet but whatever, I laughed like crazy when I heard it)...
In S1, the episode with the psychiatrist who convinces his victims to kill themselves...
(Dexter to himself after running out on a naked Rita) "I can't possibly kill him yet...I still need therapy."
Deb's quotes have become friggin funny lately.
Or when they look at the video of Doakes getting gas somewhere on the way to the Everglades:
Masouka: "I can't believe it!" -- Dexter: "what?" -- M: "3,49 for regular!"
One of my favourite quotes consist of more than 1 line and character.
When Masuka is busy melting the ice with the fingertips inside.
Deb: Ooh, watching ice melt, so exciting
Masuka: Stand a little close Morgan and I'll melt your heart...
Angel: I think he has a crush on you Dexter
Masuka: I was talking to the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way
Deb: Yeah, vine to vine
Dexter: (Voice over) I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post apocalypse, or plague, whatever. No one left to act normal for, no need to hide who I really am, it would be freeing.
Rita- I just want my past to go away
Dexter- It just drove away in your Rav-4