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mliblik
[41]Jan 20, 2008
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"Another beautiful Miami day - mutilated corpses with the chances of afternoon showers." S01 E02
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HalfaDexter
[42]Jan 21, 2008
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Episode 10 season 1
The look ofexcitement on Dexter's face when he say's
"It's been a while since we went prophylactic"
I almost died from laughter but I'm a little strange! Great scene though.
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Legomn
[43]Jan 22, 2008
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lol ive jsut started watching it! these are awesome
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serina86
[45]Jan 28, 2008
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mliblik wrote:

"Another beautiful Miami day - mutilated corpses with the chances of afternoon showers." S01 E02
hahaha so srewed up, you gotta love it
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mrsquinto
[46]Jan 28, 2008
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i love the one where Deb talks to Lundy about findin out Lila's real name and she said the best way to do this is to "but off her head and look for a label" I loved all her comments on Lila, they were spot on
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Blizzardz245
[47]Feb 13, 2008
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Dexter: if god can preform miracles then you'd have to think that Satan has a few tricks up his sleeve as well".
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WeEeEeEeEe
[48]Feb 24, 2008
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Cant believe this hasnt been mentioned yet.

Dexter's VO talking about being letting himself out to be free, harmonic piano being played while camera pans around him smiling up to the sun.

Doakes - "Stop grinning like a fu*king psycho and get back to work."
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ABrotherGrimm
[49]Feb 25, 2008
member since: 02/23/08
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Yet another example of why writers are SOOOOO important!
Without them, the characters would have nothing to say, much less things so very clever!
So many of my favorites already taken!
Here's a couple more. . .
"Masuoka: Hey Morgan, wanna sit on my lap when we're done and tell me what you want for Christmas.
Deb: And he's back. No thanks, last thing on my wish list is a burning sensation when I pee."
"Neighbor: Walter is an outside dog.
Dexter: Hey, you put Walter inside, Walter is an inside dog.
Neighbor: He doesn't like being inside.
Dexter: He tell you that?"
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ABrotherGrimm
[50]Mar 1, 2008
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Ok. . . having just finished enjoying Season 2 (was holding out, in case the Writer's Guild strike went too long). . . I have a new favorite, already quoted, but too good to NOT be repeated.
"Lila: Oh hi, I'm Lila. Oh, pardon my t*ts."
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abanana
[51]Mar 3, 2008
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I don't know this one word for word.
It's when the guy pretended to be the BHB and then dexter is about to kill him

*some talking going on between them*
dexter: And I'm standing here and I don't need to kill you (keeps talking like that for a while)
other guy: I knew you weren't going to kill me
dexter: oh no, I'm going to kill you. I have to. But I just don't NEED to.
*kills him*

I love that one
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djc81
[52]Mar 19, 2008
member since: 04/10/06
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Registered simply to reply to this thread! So many excellent quotes from this show.

*Debra bursts into Dexter's room after meeting Lila for the first time. Dexter is in bed and his room is full of lit candles*
Debra: Are you gonna f*ck her or set her on fire?!

Also another Debra quote (best character IMHO)
*Debra and Masuka are looking for the menthol wrapper*
Debra: Im going to punch you in the neck!

(these are from memory, forgive any misquotes)
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rolento88
[53]Apr 1, 2008
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Season 2- Dex, Lies and Videotape

(Lundy and Masuka in the elevator...)

Masuka- so i hear a rumour you're tracking all our internet activity. So is it true? Cause i can explain all that she-male stuff...

Masuka is so awesome!!!
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Corko21
[54]Apr 1, 2008
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(Not sure if anyone has done this one yet but whatever, I laughed like crazy when I heard it)...
In S1, the episode with the psychiatrist who convinces his victims to kill themselves...
(Dexter to himself after running out on a naked Rita) "I can't possibly kill him yet...I still need therapy."
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elwood_j_blues
[55]Apr 8, 2008
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Deb's quotes have become friggin funny lately.
Or when they look at the video of Doakes getting gas somewhere on the way to the Everglades:
Masouka: "I can't believe it!" -- Dexter: "what?" -- M: "3,49 for regular!"
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diokhan82
[56]Jul 25, 2008
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One of my favourite quotes consist of more than 1 line and character.

When Masuka is busy melting the ice with the fingertips inside.

Deb: Ooh, watching ice melt, so exciting
Masuka: Stand a little close Morgan and I'll melt your heart...
Angel: I think he has a crush on you Dexter
Masuka: I was talking to the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way
Deb: Yeah, vine to vine
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Danimita
[57]Jul 25, 2008
member since: 01/27/05
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Well I can't remember this one completely, but it was on the first episode, when Dexter sees the first Ice truck Killer victim.
Dexter (Voice over): No blood. Can't concentrate
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debra2006
[58]Jul 25, 2008
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My favorites:

Dexter: (Voice over) I like to pretend I'm alone. Completely alone. Maybe post apocalypse, or plague, whatever. No one left to act normal for, no need to hide who I really am, it would be freeing.

Rita- I just want my past to go away
Dexter- It just drove away in your Rav-4

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doommaster666
[59]Aug 25, 2008
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Lundy: It's all about the cream cheese.
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silencedlight
[60]Aug 29, 2008
member since: 03/06/05
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I love the bit when betista runs in in season 2 after they get the rock samples. Can't remember the exact words, so.

Betista (to dexter): We just got some evidence that will get the butcher. I feel we're so close on this one.

Betista hits dexter on the back.

Dexter: Alot closer than you think.

Its such an easy line for it but even without dexter saying anything it makes me chuckle.
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