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    netgoddess

    [81]Nov 2, 2009
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    Deb talking about "stepping on her dick" in tonight's episode was pretty hilarious.
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    wingsabre

    [82]Dec 31, 2009
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    From season 4, "Dex Takes a Holiday"

    Zoe: You're gonna rape and kill me?
    Dexter: What is it with you and rape?! No one's raping anyone!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4-tA6q9V2U
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    JustinMay0

    [83]Dec 31, 2009
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    "Blood. Sometimes it sets my teeth on edge othertimes it helps me control the chaos"

    Dexter
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    YuliyaTurovsky

    [84]Jan 15, 2010
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    "No more confessions,

    No more good deeds,

    And no more f***ing remorse."

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    Phrazes2007

    [85]Jan 20, 2010
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    Registred just to reply here!

    I've heard this line in a few episodes (season 2 & 3)

    The most recent is when he is talking with that lawyer lady that is miguel prado's enemy... she comments him about something and he replies.

    "Do I see sheets of plastic in your future". This had me laughing so hard... although most of his voice overs had me cracking up!

    I'm sick, I know.

    I FOUND A VIDEO CLIP OF WHAT I'm TALKING ABOUT!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FugXrWIB2-E
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    Kojot_pg

    [86]Jan 21, 2010
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    Masuka: "(..) And science is one cold-hearted b!tch with a 14 inch strap-on"

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    Eenass

    [87]Apr 24, 2010
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    "To know what it's like. To feel something that deeply. Anything. That's why you hang in recovery groups. You're emotionally colorblind. You use the right words, you pantomime the right behaviour but the feelings never come to pass. You know the dictionary definition of emotions. Longing, joy, sorrow. But you have no idea what any of those things actually feel like. You know all the words but you can't hear the music. Lila... I'm just like you."

    Perfection.
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    animatroincvamp

    [88]Apr 27, 2010
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    Deb walking in on Dexter and Lila, the room is full of candles.


    "Jesus Dex you trying t f**k her or set her on fire?!"

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    marcin86

    [89]May 11, 2010
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    Can't believe nobody quote this one before:


    Rita (depressed/helpless): "Dexter I need you!"


    Dex (thinking about killing someone[forget who]): "Need?! For what?"

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    SandraRomero1

    [90]Jul 9, 2010
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    Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherf**king rolly-poly, chubby cheeked s**t machine? Are you kidding me?



    Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

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    jonathanparham

    [91]Oct 8, 2010
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    Season 3 easy as pie episode. Dexter (VO): I've never been good at conflict resoulution. . . unless it involves knives and rolls of plastic
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    Asmoridesagain

    [92]Oct 9, 2010
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    Sooooo many good quotes.



    Deb saying "metric f*** tonne" - can't remember the context or the rest of the scene, but its one I use a lot.



    Or the scene when La Guerta tries phoning Doakes' mobile and gets his answer phone, the way he says his name, JAMES DOAKES ah I did a little lol.

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    jpcpontes

    [93]Oct 10, 2010
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    "Hello, Dexter Morgan."
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    penandpike

    [94]Oct 12, 2010
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    Dexer: V.O.
    Night.
    Good for the hunter. Bad for the hunted.
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    penandpike

    [95]Oct 12, 2010
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    Dexer:V.O
    Tonight's the night and it's going to happen again and again.
    Has to happen.

    and so many others
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    7heSleeplssDrmr

    [96]Oct 13, 2010
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    "Helping your children cope with grief...


    Grandpa's gone to Heaven...


    Saying 'goodbye' to Fluffy...



    ... nothing on 'Mommy bled out in the bathtub'".

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    a_noob_is_rokz

    [97]Oct 13, 2010
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    "Get the **** OFF HIM!" from Season 4, Episode 09. That was probably my favorite scene in the series and MCH's delivery was beautiful.
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    penandpike

    [98]Oct 14, 2010
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    S3.E3 Dexter V.O.:Nathan Marten. (convicted for children abuse)


    As the sun begins to set lowly scavengers reveal themselves.


    Rita: Who is he?


    Dexter:He is no one to be concerned about.


    Dexter V.O.:Because in a land of predators the lion never fears the jackal.

    Edited on 10/14/2010 4:36pm
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    sincubus00

    [99]Nov 24, 2010
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    Season 4 finale





    Dexter: "So what do you want?"


    Arthur Mitchell: "I want you to disappear from my life, like a ghost. A really annoying ghost."





    Edited on 11/24/2010 8:29am
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    Backyardigans7

    [100]Nov 24, 2010
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    Season 5 ep 5.



    Debra: (about his tattoo) When did you get this?
    Masuka: I've been adding to it over time, but the main work started about two years ago. I was having a bit of a crisis and this was my way of working through it.
    Debra: Viagra probably would have been cheaper.
    Masuka: This was a crisis of the soul, Morgan.
    Debra: Don't you have to have a soul before it could be in crisis?

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