Dexter Forums

Showtime (ended 2013)

Best Dexter quotes

  • Avatar of ian_backo

    ian_backo

    [101]Nov 25, 2010
    • member since: 10/15/05
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 19
    Season 5 Episode 8 Take It!

    Dexter : It's a shame you can only die once.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of pro_odeh

    pro_odeh

    [102]Oct 12, 2011
    • member since: 10/15/07
    • level: 7
    • rank: Talk Show Host
    • posts: 58

    Season 6 ep 2:


    Deborah tells Dexter that Quinn proposed to her.


    Dexter: "So I take it this means it's a no?"


    Voice over: "I can only hope. Quinn as Deb's boyfriend is one thing. Uncle to my son? Over his dead body"

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of chikanoman

    chikanoman

    [103]Oct 13, 2011
    • member since: 05/23/07
    • level: 12
    • rank: Evil Bert
    • posts: 285
    Dexter "I dont even know what hammer time is or how it differs from regular time" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So damn true.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of jonathanparham

    jonathanparham

    [104]Aug 23, 2012
    • member since: 06/15/05
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 100
    Season 6 EP 6 Let it Go. **Drowns Nick**

    Dexter,'There's no light in you. . . There's no light in me either'
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of darktmaster

    darktmaster

    [105]Sep 3, 2012
    • member since: 04/14/07
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 1

    episode where the community where Dexter lives starts a neighborhood watch and dexter is trying to sneak around and the watch starts chasing him.


    Dexter: [vo] It's observe and report not observe and chase you assholes

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of Cazzara

    Cazzara

    [106]Oct 7, 2012
    • member since: 11/23/11
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 1

    "You getting a god damn hard on there Morgan?"

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of BlackDorian

    BlackDorian

    [107]Mar 18, 2013
    • member since: 03/17/13
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 3
    Season 2: "The Dark Defender"
    (This is what I remember it being, both are so good and I've taken to using both in regular conversation though no one gets the reference.)

    Dex brings [a hung-over?] Deb a coffee, and she drinks it.
    Deb: Sweet Mary, Mother of F***, that's good.
    Dex: I think you may have broken a Commandment there.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of soulofarobot

    soulofarobot

    [108]Mar 21, 2013
    • member since: 05/29/08
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 1

    I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.


    and


    Open your eyes and look at what you did! Open your eyes or I'll cut your eyelids right off your face.

    Edited on 03/21/2013 4:51pm
    Edited 2 total times.
    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of mordreut

    mordreut

    [109]May 6, 2013
    • member since: 05/04/07
    • level: 18
    • rank: Land Shark
    • posts: 2,012

    "She isn't drawn to my darkness like Lila, or blind to it like Rita, and she doesn't need it like Lumen. She accepts both sides of me. The whole Dexter."


    Season 7, episode 7

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of DexterMorgan2

    DexterMorgan2

    [110]May 18, 2013
    • member since: 01/12/13
    • level: 22
    • rank: Freak and Geek
    • posts: 6

    "Surprise Mother F--k-r" James Doakes


    "Do I see sheets of plastic in your future" Dexter


    "MIGUEL!!!!!" Dexter


    Rita: "Deb must be a mess. I mean falling for a serial killer?" Dexter: "What are the odds?"


    "The Lila experiment is officially over" Dexter


    "I am the Bay Harbour Butcher" Dexter to Louis



    These are just some of many.


    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.
  • Avatar of silent_guardian

    silent_guardian

    [111]May 21, 2013
    • member since: 08/27/12
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 3

    " I am a father, a son , a serial-killer " *BANG, kills Travis Marshall

    You must be registered and logged in to post a message.