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(Dexter and Rita are arguing when they get to Deb's home.)
Dexter: Deb! Glad to see ya.
Deb: (to Rita) Fight?
Rita: Eh. His best friend is cheating on my best friend, and he won't tell me with who.
Deb: (to Dexter) You have a best friend?
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Dexter: (voice over) It's becoming more and more clear that I'm going to have to deal with Miguel. Option one: I kill him. But he's too high profile. A popular ADA disappears, the manhunt would be endless. Everyone he knew would be scrutinized, and that includes me. He's also my best man. I'd be expected to grieve.
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(Miguel shows Dexter the shirt with cow's blood on it)
Miguel: You think this is funny?
Dexter: Not at all. They said that stain would come out!
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Dexter: Wow, I didn't get it before, Miguel, but you can't be reasoned with, guilted, controlled. This whole back and forth game for leverage is pointless.
Miguel: That's right. I'll do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want. Count on it!
Dexter: I will.
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Dexter: (voice over) Option two - get him the hell out of my life. But it's not that simple, He taught me how to golf; I taught him how to kill.
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Miguel: I am the last person you wanna fuck with because I will fuck you back in ways you never even imagine!
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Masuka: I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I've let my audience down.