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Miguel: I know you, Dex, I know you better than anyone.
Dexter: Oh, there have been quite a few who have seen the real me as they lay on that table.
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Dexter: What did you say in your bachelor party speech? Friends are always honest.
Miguel: Friends forgive.
Dexter: But, I don't forgive you. And I don't get to have friends.
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Miguel: I accept you. I accept you, Dexter, like a brother.
Dexter: I killed my brother. I killed yours, too.
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Miguel: They deserved it. I'm not like them.
Dexter: You are. Admit it.
Miguel: I'm like you.
Dexter: No. No, no, no, no. I know I'm a monster.
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Maria: I don't want you getting into any trouble over this. Use my authorization codes, and make it happen. Procedure above board, results under the table. You good with that?
Dexter: Absolutely. You need something under the table, I'm your guy. (Pause) That didn't come out right.
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Dexter: (voice over) If home is where the heart is, where do you go when you don't have a heart?
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Dexter: (voice over) After last night, they all think we share a secret, but Miguel's the only one who knows mine. I could tell the rest of them, but then I'd have to kill them. Just like I'm going to kill Miguel.
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Miguel: While my job as Best Man is to offer a few remarks, you're gonna have to forgive me for keeping them G-rated because I'm running for office after all.
Dexter: (voice over) Better run fast.
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Dexter: (voice over) Bachelor parties. While I do understand the need for ritual, I've heard these events aren't really for the groom, they're for everyone else. I have plans to make for my own big day. The day I kill Miguel.