Dexter: (voice over)I love Halloween, the one time of year when everyone wears a mask, not just me. People think its fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not. Brother, Friend, Boyfriend- all part of my costume collection. Some people might call me a fraud.
(Dexter stops and looks at Rita and the kids)
Rita: Let's see if this fits.
Cody: Boo! (stabs Dexter with play knife)
Dexter: Ahh! You stabbed me in the back. (voice over) I prefer to think of myself as a master of disguise.