Dexter Season 1 Episode 11

Rudy: Debra Morgan, will you marry me?
Deb: (giggles) I knew it, I fucking knew it!
Rudy: Is that your version of a yes?

Dexter: (voice over, digging in dumpster for evidence) At times like this, I wish the truth was more easily accessible, and less... ripe.

(Rita visits Paul in prison)
Paul: If they see me here, like this, I'm gonna lose them forever.
Rita: Paul, the one good thing that came out of our marriage are those kids. And I know you love them. But if you want to have any kind of real relationship with them, it has to be with the father they have, not the father they wish they had.

Deb: (about Rudy) He sent me this text message.
Dexter: (reading text message) "Cum sail away with me"? He misspelled come.

Dexter: (voice over) My mother was murdered before my eyes. Makes sense I'd choose a life where I search for meaning in blood, and the sole memory I have of her is being covered in it.

LaGuerta: Doctor said you're lucky to be alive, and still have a liver.
Angel: That is why I got two, right?
LaGuerta: It's a good thing you decided to be a cop.

Deb: God, I hate feeling so helpless. (to Masuka) What, no jokes about providing gross sexual comfort in a time of crisis?
Masuka: My friend was stabbed, and he might die.

Dexter: (voice over) Thinking Rudy attacked Batista doesn't make any sense; he's a loving boyfriend, he spends his life helping people in need... he brought me steaks. (Preparing to break into Rudy's apartment and realizing he can't) Now that's just rude. Why would loving and helpful Rudy need an industrial grade lock?

Dexter: (voice over looking at the ITK´s crime scene) First, he turns my whole world inside out with a carnival of blood. Now he leaves me this, a calming oasis in the desert of my confusion. It doesn´t make sense.

Dexter: (voice over) I´ve never had much use for the concept of hell, but if hell exists I´m in it.

Rudy: You know the one thing I've been dying to ask you? How did you not know who I was? You're a cop.
Deb: This isn't funny.
Rudy: I think a real cop would have at least had a sense that she was in the presence of the person she was hunting. Right?

Rudy: (singing to the tune "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with parts of bodies…

Deb: (looking over the pieces of a body) Another hooker?
Masuoka: Ho, ho, ho. Another dead ho.