Dexter's Laboratory

Narrator: Ohhh~hhh!! Come! Let us see how these two characters Dee Dee! And Dexter! Were woven into this grand tapestry of liiife Together! Please come in time with me And we will see The beginning to be... Father: My goodness! My gracious! When will this day be done? Will it be a girl or will I have a son? Mother: Dear Mother Nature Bless this day For on this hour You'll start to love My newborn baaaby Please make sure that There is good for... (sudden stop) (gasping) Hee! Hee! Hee! Doctor: Do your breathing! Do your breathing! Do your breathing! Mother: Hah-hah-hah-haaaaah!! Doctor: Do your breathing! Do your breathing! Do your breathing! Mother: Hah-hah-hah-haaaaah!! Doctor: Do your breathing! Do your breathing! Do your breathing! Mother: Ha-ha-ha-AAAAAH!!! Father: My goodness! My gracious! When will this day be done? Will I have a girl or will I have a son? Doctor: Congratulations, Mr. Father! Today is fin'ly done Maye I announce that you Now have a Son! Father: I finally have a son! Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah-Hooray! I finally have a--! EGAD!! Look! At the size of his cranium! Is there a problem? (weeping) Is there a problem? Doctor: He proves to have a skull Exactly twice the size of norm! And Norm's the largest man I've seen And you have just been born! His X-Rays shows his brain is huge There shouldn't be a fuss! As doctors, we must classify him... Clinically genius! With these glasses I betrothe to you The knowledge and skill That is quire far and few! Dexter: At last Mother and father I am created! Mother & Father: We're hone, dear daughter And we have for you Your newborn brother! Dee Dee: I can't believe it I've longed for another! I can't believe it I have a baby Bro-o-o-o-o-other! Mother & Father: We hope that you Will play together And now we'd like you to meet Baby brother dexter! Dee Dee: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! What does this button do? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! What does this button do? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! What does this button DO? Dexter: WAAAAH!!! Dee Dee: I now know what this button does It makes my brother cry! Dexter: For my first observation I'd like to state For every action There is a reaction! This universe is vast and grand I'll take my life to understand These Tinker Toys mean nothing to me-- WAIT!! I see po-ssi-bi-li-ty! Connect and attatch these pieces! Bit by bit I'll make my thesis! A screw right here A wrench right there At last my invention to grab that pear!! Dee Dee: Hello~o dear brother! What have you got there? Dexter: Nothing! Nothing! You only see air! Dee Dee: Don't be silly! I love you very much! (CRASH!!) I guess I shouldn't touch! Dexter: I see she'll ruin everything she sees infront of her I'll have to move my studies So they'll be much safer! My crib has bars surrounding She'll never penetrate! I'll find out things astounding This creation Dee Dee won't break!! Attatch and connect these knobbys I cannot say that this is a hobby And with these finds I'll save mankind And make proud Albert Einstein!! Dee Dee: Hello~o dear brother! What have you got there? Dexter: Nothing! Nothing! You only see air! Dee Dee: Don't be silly! I love you very much! (CRASH!!) I guess I shouldn't touch! Dexter: I see she'll ruin everything she sees infront of her I'll have to move my studies So they'll be much safer! This closet is secluded I'll lock myself right in My knowledge has demanded She won't find me within! Connect and attatch these gizmo! I'll be called a national hero! I'll let all people breathe in space They'll have to immortalize my face! Dee Dee: Hello~o Dear brother! What have you got there? Dexter: Nothing! Nothing! You only see air! Dee Dee: Don't be silly! I love you very much! (CRASH!!) I guess I shouldn't touch! Dexter: How can this be? Is there no place for me? Will I ever be free...? These were my last four walls And yet she made them fall Must I work at them all? Will my science be done And do I say farewell So long This place is new! This place is huge! And so secret from the world! I know now what I must do! And no one will ever know! I'll build a place where I can be For man and science Forever free! Connect and attatch these pieces I have no time for snacks and cheeses I'll master mysteries That no one else can solve! Did we all appear here Or did we all evolve? I'll communicate with animals And travel back in time I doubt that there'll be others I'll be the one that shines! I'm almost done I feel the power Deep inside this lab Just one more small connection And hello to Dexter's Lab! Wahahahahahahaha!!! Dee Dee: I~I~I~I~I~I~I a~a~am making believe I'm sailing on the sea! I~I~I~I~I~I~I a~a~am Making believe I'm captain of the Pea! I'm sailing through the water And I'll dock right on the shore! Hey! I've never laid eyes On that bookcase before! It seems so very strange That all these books Would just show up! I better tug on this one and-- Oh my goodness! The walls fly up! Dexter: At last! My greatest work Is now completed! Dee Dee: Hello-o, dear brother! What have you got there? OOOOH!! What does this button do-o-o? Dexter: Boo-hoo! Whatever did I do to you...? (explosion) This can't be cool I am the greatest fool I thought that With math and science I could stop this reign of terror (sobs) Ah-ah! But I can't! She's won this round I have been found It's over My life is over It can't be over I'm too young to Die! I'll mend my broken wings But no matter how I try DeeDee will run right in And break things Will I ever learn to fly I cry! This is no fantasy This is reality I'm stuck for my life I'm suck and I'll be stuck Forever With My sister Dee Dee!!